Nikki Van Wilpe

My check engine light randomly turned off after months of being on and that's proof that ignoring your problems does work

Has anyone made an “All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes” remix? Suburban moms would eat that shit up

@Coltyy45 #neverforget

Two guys got into a fight outside in the court yard & one of them shit himself mid fight. After it fell out of his shorts, a teacher picked it up with a paper plate to throw it away.

You know how some people used to think photographs took away part of your soul?? I believe this about cover letters.

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

Someone tell me WHY when my co worker asked me, “what kind of cookie do you think you are?” I responded with, “hmm, are we talking about ideal self or reality?” She just responded with, “aww, Nik :/”

Completed two tasks that were causing me major stress (they took 10 min)

me waiting for a forehead kiss

Aggressively avoiding a white man in a pharmacy who was slightly inconvenienced

Listening to Harry’s House and exfoliating. It’s Self Care Sunday, babes.

Just called someone by the wrong name, and I’ll be thinking about it for the next two months

How Tyler sits on a couch

My business, WeMetIRL, was mentioned in the New York Times! 🥳🤩 Read about it here: nytimes.com/2022/04/26/sty…

@Rogers__10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Big @NikkiVanWilpe vibes

What do u think the refs would do if the green team just kept pinching the razorbacks for not wearing green?

hot girls only want one thing and it’s high speed trains

@thatbuzzedbitch Sounds like you’re the most prepared of them all

i would like to take part in a scheme. not a pyramid one, just a lil heist or something