The Olodo Intellectual

i don’t understand what i’m playing in this game called LIFE, i feel like a Squid

i leave the rest for God na human being i be

The availability of women after you've smashed is unmatched😂

i love when people are rude, because omg, no way.. my turn

make today better pass yesterday for the sake of tomorrow

as you dey mind your business, dey observe your surroundings.

Every guy want sex at the end. Not me tho, I’m different. I want it at the beginning.

Being ugly as a woman is not easy, you have to act like you hate men. 😂🙌

my own na make i no get carryover, i don leave flying colors for Igbțq

i get paid to snitch now, it’s classified i can’t even talk about it, i’m telling you cause you’re my guys

Y'all be losing females who don't ask for anything but time & effort🤣🤣🤣

bro if you send a voice note while i’m listening to music, just know you entered the queue behind the whole playlist

I really miss those teachers who used to stop teaching and start telling us their life stories.

imagine if twitter had a "nah somebody already tweeted that.…. try again" feature😭😭

i fully understand why people go for walks. that shit is beyond peaceful

Only in Nigeria will someone buy a dog and name it Lion 😂😂

"some days, you're dashing out 5k, some days, it's like gold." even the days i'm dashing it out, na still gold to me. i just dey dash out part of the gold wey i get.

I was showing my mum a picture on my phone and then "mommy" called

they want the words we don’t have because we were thought to say what had to be said

there’s something about saint jhn’s voice