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@piersmorgan I thought this was Tony Soprano

The Bondi terror attack hero recovering in hospital. Get well soon, Ahmed. 👍

Had a dream Hack Tuah died im literally shaking

@NarwhaleGalaxy @anymanfitness Let me get one butthole to go please

When I was 19 I was making $8 an hour at Old Navy, paying for everything myself. My dinner was Tang and microwave popcorn. I would buy a loaf of bread and a block of cheap cheese, and make cheese sandwiches every day for lunch. Most 19 year olds are broke. Doesn't mean they turn to sex work. Choices have consequences.

It makes me sad that bitches was once sperm. Sperm should only be dudes fr

Bro if Palestine was in Chicago I know King Von would be holdin em down fr

Ngl suicide is cringe, but at least on Everest your drip is immortalized.

Tired of my underpants snitching on me for farting. #commando

Me after loosing 50 pounds

@ShadowofEzra This mf has assburgers forsure

This is Tyler Robinson, who is being accused of murdering Charlie Kirk, reading a letter he received from Utah State University for a $32,000 scholarship.

I neeeeed to stop cupping my farts and smelling em man. I hate OCD

Do gay people really be fuckin the poop?

Wait are you telling me all the trannies I’ve been jerking off to used to be dudes?

@idriss7m Is this contagious?

@killmefam Just don’t poop

Coach says I need to gain 50 pounds by tomorrow

Baked beans wiffa side of cum from my balls

Do girls even still like swag? I’m kitted out with no hoes :(

Bro wtf I thought you were supposed to stop brushing your teeth after puberty :/. #gingersvitus

Who invented backshots? Like is that some new shi or were cavemen stankin that shit up?

Yo real talk can gay mfs do keto? #pride

When you finished cracking chopped shyt and they talm bout cuddling! Chicken jockey nigga