Fawn

I wonder which cabinet position Epstein would have gotten.

Shout out to Harrison Butker, whose dehumanizing speech about the role of women inspired me to get a divorce and go back to school. My divorce is final today, and I'm doing trigonometry while writing about liberal issues & never happier. So happy to be a @Chiefs fan for life. 🖤

Speaking of writing, being back in school has meant almost exclusively doing academic writing, and I'm actually really loving it. I need to leave the comfort zone of fiction more. Right now, I'm writing a pro euthanasia argumentative essay & it's my best work yet. No prisoners.

Justice for @TheKileyDonovan. As a writer with deep trauma who uses my words to process and tell my stories to the world to heal through my own voice, I am deeply horrified & sickened by the hijacking of HER story. Robbing her the full peace of telling it HER way is unforgivable.

#AnatomyofLies is the perfect distraction from a shit show of a divorce day. I'm making everyone watch because what in the actual fuck. I need to know what mental disorder this woman has. I want to read more about it. Some sort of factitious disorder?

Vance looks like an inexperienced drag queen who hasn't figured out how to take their stage make up all off yet.

You will repeat the mistake until you learn the lesson. I get it now.

I will probably die still mad about the fact that I didn't start @CooperKupp on my fantasy team this week. Don't even know what I was thinking.

My son is 13 today. Here's the conversation: Me: When you were born, it was the best day of my life. Him: K.

@peacock I've seen more of this than football. Fix it immediately.

@peacock If you can't handle streaming a big game without making me miss half of it, GIVE THE JOB TO @PrimeVideo. I don't play when it comes to my @Chiefs and I'm missing entire drives to your stay tuned bullshit. FIX IT, GOD DAMN IT.

I wish a COVID denier would let me spit in their mouth right about now.

Marriage is wild. You literally need the GOVERNMENT'S permission to break up. Never again.

I match energies, babe. I'm nice if you're nice.

When officially faced with death, all you'll wish for is more moments when each one you exchange for the next is irrevocably one less than you'll ever have again. The time is always now.

Every moment you suffer in hopes of something better without actively pursuing it in even the slightest way, even if it's just a plan that seems impossible but you can make real over time is wasted and you will never get it back.

My new kink is telling rich dudes who try to seduce me with their wealth that money doesn't impress me and I want to know what else they bring to the table and watch them struggle to respond.

41 and going through a divorce right now. Does anyone know if Pete Davidson is out of rehab yet?

What's your favorite dinosaur? I'm going to have to say giganosaurus because it was the first dinosaur my son mansplained to me. 🥰