Eniolanimi

i feel so bad for the girls who spent their uni years with a uni bf instead of living peak friendship experiences

Any money you did not put in my account cannot pressure me.

The problem is I make decisions like a rich kid

No be say i wan make mouth o but nobody broke pass me.

😭work tomorrow? I wanna cry.

Going out with your family is so wack coz why am I ordering a passion fruit and lemonade when what I really want is a long island with 4 tequila shots?

No matter how much I have in my account, if you offer me money I’ll still collect😂🤲🏽

you fit ghost me for one year make i still reply you seconds after you text, my life no really hard😂

I hate the fact that I am really touchy when I like someone😭 E go dey give clingy and attention seeker vibes

I enjoy ignoring men who had access to me and mishandled it, thinking I was always going to be around.

I budget 30k for this week, I don spend 20k this morning.😂😂😂😂😂

Whenever this subject comes up, people like to pretend there aren’t women who are male-centred enough to give their friends far less grace than they give their foolish men. “I gave you many chances; I just didn’t tell you or confront you about it.” Oh, but you loved your shit ex enough to confront them and give them the grace of multiple conversations. So why didn’t you do that with your friends?

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

Omg I cry too much. I’m always in tears mehn. When I’m upset, happy, seeing a movie, reading a book, listening to a story. Everything or anything makes me cry.

Top 3 traitors of my life : 1. Me under the influence 2. Me during ovulation 3. Me when I'm bored

This Monica’s mother is so evil!

God knows I hate cooking. If cooking is a prerequisite for marriage, I don overfail😂

Na tape rule dy go use measure your prison

i go soon start to dey go through a lot. my salary don remain 3k. 😭😭

I like how you guys think every woman has someone giving them money