PoofyNips

Who’s got some glow in the dark sauce I can dip my sack in? Have big ideas.

Everything looks Chinese off shroomies

Calling my coworker a 🅱️atty 🅱️oy cuz it ain’t on the dei nono list aiiiii

SOUND ON!! 🔊 I have a very important announcement to make.

Play horses while dripping sweat from my testes

Came so hard I passed a kidney stone

@theslugknight Jubbi

Who’s YOUR favorite Cuddly Buddly? 😸

Crankin muck til my shit turn blue

can’t go on without it

Asking Santa for Galaxy Gas this Christmas

The Costco membership card is a pathway to many great deals some consider to be… unnatural.

@theslugknight May have yoinked my biscuit to this

7 bookmarks who’s tugging their grub to this

WARNING: THIS IS PORN. THERE IS A NUDE PERSON UNDERNEATH THE BLUR. IF YOU CLICK TO REVEAL YOU WILL SEE PORNOGRAPHY DESIGNED TO AROUSE SEXUAL FEELINGS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DO NOT OPEN THE IMAGE UNLESS YOU CONSENT TO VIEWING PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY. TITS.

Amusement park but instead of rides people touch your member

Crankin muck

Her name Shrimply the way she suckin on my pibbles

@theslugknight Dj khaled

this and a blunt

sick day

@theslugknight Just creamed mah trousers a wee bit

@that1guyfromthe Hi 😉

Boyfriend application (brutally honest): - 5’9” - broke - ginger - can’t cook - live at my parent’s house - juicy thanksgiving turkey type ass DMs are open ladies

@theslugknight Eyo Tony!

I love watching The Sopranos on HBO Max. I wish New Jersey was real.