Tanisha

MAGA ain’t got no events for Lil Wayne to attend?

My cousin in the bronx won’t get the ihop oxtail cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

“WOAH BROTHER WHY AM I THIS COMPLEXION DUDE”

Oh wow.

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

I don’t mourn men who kill themselves and their partners in murder-suicides. You shouldn’t either.

If you understand this then you have gray hair and we can be friends

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s

@lou_m_cypher Same. I’ve only seen it once and never have had the desire to watch it again.

This is one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen and I will never understand y'alls love for it.

I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.

@TinaZinhle You did. 😭

Christina Applegate has suffered so much in such a short time period. She has gone through breast cancer, a double mastectomy, and now MS. She retired from acting on screen because of her diagnosis in 2021 and has been doing voice acting since. In March she told a reporter that she was aware her death was coming and already bought a burial plot. The location is private and she wants to have a tree planted there. She also wrote a book about self acceptance following her MS diagnosis. My heart is broken for her and her family.

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

kids these days will never experience the feeling of getting ready to music videos on tv

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

I know a lot is happening right now… but let’s not FORGET that Snoop Dogg unapologetically performed for Felon 47’s pre-inaugural crypto ball event…January 17th, 2025.. NO PASSES… NO FORGIVENESS!!!

@sidrosenberg19 @Mets @Yankees @craigcartonlive SHUTUP YOU FUCKIN DORK WE DONT WANT YOU AS A FAN IN THE BRONX YOU SUCK! KEEP GARGLING TRUMPS COCK MAYBE HE’LL LET YOU BORROW SOME MAKEUP SO YOU WONT LOOKIN LIKE YOU GOT A COCK RING AROUND YOUR NECK.. YOU LOOK LIKE A SHITTY GRAPE TOMATO

Was about to feel bad but LMFAOOOOO!!!!