Christy

@phveektordrayne Office was open in a blizzard & I had a 40m+ commute. All paths home closed once I arrived. Leadership wouldn't put me in a hotel. I luckily had close-by family. When I voiced frustration at their policy, HR director offered to drive me home in her Subaru Outback, as her solution

People were asked to tell their most unhinged HR moment. The comments will make your day.

@AutumnPadovani @AardvarkCoin why

@AardvarkCoin @NistyColan

Aardvarks rise up. Fk the ants 🐜

no one ever teaches you what to do when your Uber driver is playing Caribbean music and your partner is asleep but still swaying to the beat

CSPAN is the MTV of Congress

If anyone here can time travel please DO NOT inform teenage Christy that we will one day count down the weekdays until "high day Friday", in which we take a SMALL BITE of a 10mg 1:1 edible and watch PBS Masterpiece Classics. You can tell her w**d is legal though

tuttle just referred to Justin Long as "Adam Driver from the 2000s"

if anyone's thinking of buying me an eng*g*m*nt gift, I could really use lactaid and also someone else to pay for this wedding everyone's expecting now ??

no matter who you are or where you live in the U.S., a drunk white will request Freebird, and an old white will tell you about Pandora music

no number of antidepressants, supplements or self care can prepare you for Buffalo, NY's grey quarter

everyone in my life has as unhinged chain of dm videos Tuttle has sent them over time

all spooky bad guys have British accents

just apologized to a bottle of ketchup @thepink

the Bratz doll to bisexual pipeline

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the supreme court is only supreme in being supremely LAME

@blondetilda omg i was thinking about this an hour ago

Is anyone in buffalo doing an I think you should leave season 3 watch party??

The people need to know: who took custody of Josh & Britt's dog

@AutumnPadovani @RippaDeLaHoya r u kidding me

@RippaDeLaHoya @NistyColan