@TheTweetOfGod He hatched out of my ass fully grown and tried to drag my soul to hell with some backwards devil talk
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Richard Nixon
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Richard Nixon
@Nix2c19Nixon
My fellow Americans, I am very sorry for waging war on drugs had I not done that we would’ve discovered the cure to super gonorrhea
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@TheTweetOfGod How was it possible for me to get pregnant with Donald Trump after I had sex with Godzilla?
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@elonmusk Mr. stink isn’t it true that you’re AI is used to fire missiles accurately into Iran
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@elonmusk Elon, how are the cyber truck sales going into the toilet I imagine
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Believe me, there’s worse more disappointing things than receiving a nail gun on Father’s Day for example, Donald Trump is my son. I gave birth to him after he hatched out of my ass fully grown.
It began as a torrid love affair between me and Godzilla, except I didn’t realize that Godzilla would impregnate me, Ridley Scott alien style, and then he hatched out of my ass fully grown
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@FloraLuzz_ Pennywise‘s new boyfriend
Ted Bundy’s even more crazy cousin
A human gasoline fire
Golden shower
Mossad
Mossad blackmail
Mossad black male plant
Traitor
Treasonous piece of shit
Epstein files
Crooked jerky jockey who drives a crooked hoss
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@JohnHuff1964 @FloraLuzz_ @itscorasm How’s the economy doing? And pray tell aside from Bill Clinton who else was most in the Epstein files I’ll give you a hint. Its name begins with a D.
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@FloraLuzz_ @itscorasm Bad ass mf’er!
Of course all of these useless shitbag democrats continue to cry like fucking toddlers. And we love that shit…
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Neck vagina
Demon
Satan’s love child
Jeffrey Epstein once went to the Batcave and begged Batman to get the justice league to dump Trump on a alien planet with no life on it
He had tears in his eyes folks. He was begging Batman folks. He grabbed Batman by the shirt and begged him to get Trump off of earth.
SCP – 666
Cabbage patch Hitler
The turd Hitler shit into the toilet after too much. Laxative.
666 on the back of his head
Bum
Loser
Low life
Daddy issues
Daddy made him wear short pants when he was 20
Serial sexual harassment
Homophobe
Racist
Sex
Demon pig
Dumb ass
Idiot, addicted to drug drugs
Insane
Hannibal Lecter one said about Donald Trump. That motherfucker is crazy lock him up for the whole world safety.
Hannibal Lecter,s crack, addicted, brother whom he lobotomize with a railway spike
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@astrooalert Donald Trump he’s always a great deal maker and he’s so mentally stable and he’s definitely not a perverted child sex raping feeding
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If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
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@GaryPetersonUSA Oh my God, how old are you? Antifa is a highly decentralized organization. They’re not a terrorist cult you want a terrorist death cult go look at the White House. They are a terrorist, pedophile, child, raping, literal baby, eating death cult.
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Now that President Trump has shut down Antifa headquarters, our reflecting pool will return to its beautiful American blue as God intended.
This vandalism wouldn’t have happened if the kids today put down their doo-wop music at the soda shops and stayed in school.
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@GwynethPaltrow Gwyneth it’s me Richard Nixon. I can be your modeling agent Gwyneth you know, since you revealed to the whole world you’re a sociopath who doesn’t care about all of the people that she hurts by her actions because I’m a sociopath too you are taking money from Israeli corporation that’s most definitely a part of all the stuff they’re gonna do to displace the Palestinians and colonize Palestine and I did that thing where I made marijuana illegal in criminalized Black people in hippies and other marginal communities I didn’t like
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@elonmusk This is such AI garbage Elon leave burn notice alone
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@TheTweetOfGod Hey God I figured out a way to create nearly limitless antimatter I won’t use it for nuclear weapons development. I promise you.
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@elonmusk And you’re the reason and all of your billionaire Epstein friends why we are not optimistic and those who are optimistic about the future deeply delusional at least a future where we don’t do something about your kind that is to say the Epstein class billionaires
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Peter’s eternal optimism is cool
Peter H. Diamandis, MD@PeterDiamandis
People ask me how I stay so optimistic. The honest answer: I read the data, not the headlines.
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@elonmusk Elon this is in no way indicative of the size of your penis. It’s small and full of the hate and anger for trans people because you yourself are a closeted one and that’s the reason why it’s deformed
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@elonmusk Then why are you cited with Donald Trump who wants to make sure that no one will ever get into space again because of nuclear war induced Kessler syndrome?
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