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@knight001M @mbiti_mwondi I hope your lawyer has a good lawyer too😂😂😂

@mbiti_mwondi Macron analala statehouse hukuona akiita ruto dear?

Nairobi can handle 30+ presidents with high dignitaries? I wonder which hotels they’re sleeping in.

@essence_mo1 @Timmysofine @comfortfajugba1 Oliverer

@Timmysofine @comfortfajugba1 Olive Oliver Olivest

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@brokensuit44 She's driving with the drivers door open and at 0kph👀

Quick Quiz! Forget the girl, what’s wrong with this picture?

@Bookten8 😂😂🤣🤣

Huko western ukifika 25 years Kama hujawai Leta dem kwa Simba Hua unaletewa auntie yako aconfirm Kama kanyuinyui kako sawa. Mnafungiwa kwa keja Na yeye then morning apeane ripoti. Inakuanga very traumatizing inabidi uhame ushago ukuje Nairobi kuuza CCTV ukipost story za minerals

Just post “House Negro” and see how quickly the puppets will flood your post😂😂

@Bunny_ngl Mutina

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@kibet141 @ivymuthe 😂😂😂 We will press

@ivymuthe mambo ya stima wachia watu wa stima waongee , ongea serikalii ikupee kazi 😊

Why does Kenya Power bend this earthing like this?

@SMusilakimeu Gilgil

Name the town.

@machoman1_ @_fels1 'stopped the Sun' 😂😂😂😂

@_fels1 Remember when Joshua stopped the sun from moving so that the day can be longer for them to win the fight. The story teller never knew that the earth actually rotates around the sun. He should have stopped the earth from rotating. A bunch of story za jaba

So, Lot left Sodom with his wife and two daughters after the Lord told them the city was too sinful for their continued stay. While on the journey, the wife looked back, turned into a pillar of salt, but neither Lot nor the daughters bothered to look behind to find out why the wife (or mother) wasn't with them anymore. They continued with the journey as if nothing happened. Someone who was not part of the journey later wrote the story.

@mansang29 Mtu akiwa mbali anaeza thani ni gari ziko parking

Eldoret mtu anaeza dhani hizi magari ni za watu wanafanya Job hii taun but sio ivo buana

@LabRat_ke Architects 😂

Sauti sol: bibi ya wenyewe is a no go zone Salaried niggas:

@_MtuTano 😂😂😂😂😂 Confidence is key

Naisha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂one day I'll attend these bunge la wananchi sessions 😂😂😂

@kamauwaruhiu 😂 What did you say your name was again?

I was asleep and a business idea has come to me in a dream. Hear me out. I have this land that is in my name. I want 20 people to contribute money so I can build 20 houses. After the houses are done, I will sell them to other people and buy more land. The 20 guys will continue contributing while I build more houses. If any of them want a house they will pay the same as those not contributing . I will call it "Affordable Housing." --

@Thebiglade Chilli sauce

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade, so when life gives you pepper what do you make??

@Jennnyyyyyy 18

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@supuypweza 😂😂😂

Nishawai copy exam ya chemistry nikapata A nikapelekwa contest,,,niliangusha shule hadi flag ikawekwa nusu.

@roywahome9 Sasa proof you're not a robot 😂😂

"Hapana, wacha kuclear hizo cookies. Niletee tano na kahawa pris"

@_ayandamay Just like the letter E in Mercedes

Why the fuck is cycle pronounced differently in bicycle and motorcycle? I’m sick of this shit...

@Mirema_world 😂😂😂 Overthinkers kila mahali😂

saa hii uko China kuna mtoto analia juu mamake hajampikia nyoka

@WillieOeba 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ni mbayaaa

Things are so mad imebidi Jomo Kenyatta afike streets