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Did some house cleaning on here, will leave everything else for posterity. See you on the other side 🦋

It’s not always about the money, Spider-man ... It’s about THE METS

One thing about Mets fans is they experience the entire range of human emotion basically every night.

So glad @JohnDeMarsico pulled out all the stops for tonights game. Baseball is Cinema, especially with this guy (and the rest of the crew) at the wheel. Best broadcast in the business, not even close. @SNYtv

The Texas Rangers refused to have a Pride Night so the Gay Mets had to fuck em up

@cturpen26 Love & Mercy > Weird: The Al Yankovich Story

I’m a big proponent of double/triple features that start with the classic or source material movie and end with a parody. Perfect examples of this are Thunderball & Austin Powers, Scream>Scream2 & Scary Movie, Walk the Line>Ray & Walk Hard, and Beach Party & Psycho Beach Party.

@cturpen26 jesus

This is how hot it has been in Texas. The stickers on my car are burning.

a rare in-game smile from Buck 🥹

@cturpen26 wishing speaker boy & headphone girl the best

A guy at the bar who has been blasting music over his laptop speakers just tried to start a conversation with a girl that walked in by saying “those are cool headphones, where did you get them? I’m kind of a headphone guy.” And I rolled my eyes so hard I have a headache now.

@FlowCries This is the way. Those two song specifically. Dance music that stabs you in the heart man, it’s always been there.

@megatronmeg Catch 1 break we’re begging

@megatronmeg at least theres this i guess

@ianmc042 You gotta see some Mets broadcasts. Great walkout/warmup montages and other fun stuff like this on the regular. Changing the game

I'd like to see more live sports broadcasts be bold enough to implement a tasteful dissolve now and then

@commonsense_kt twitter.com/joshgondelman/…

@cturpen26 👀 the people I know should lean tf in.

Honestly hate it when someone buys a house that was used in and is recognizable from a movie and they get mad when people want to take pictures in front of it. YOU bought the famous house, enjoy it! Like if I owned the Myers house from Halloween you KNOW I would lean the fuck in

@commonsense_kt noooooooo get out

@commonsense_kt today I told someone “I’m a Jets fan so I don’t watch football” soo

@ianmc042 oh no 😣

It would seem that some* loans are unforgivable. *mine

i used to feel concerned about wearing a mets hat in braves territory. i still do. but not tonight.