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NMRT
@NmrtLoL
Currently LFT LoL Pro Player/Analyst/Coach Prev. @Phantasmagg , @KlanikEsport , @vivacgn
Greece Katılım Mart 2017
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Texting a Girl is harder than any League game you'll ever play and nobody is teaching you how to do it.
she says "lol okay" and you think the conversation is going fine
brother "lol okay" is the text equivalent of your support standing behind you in lane doing nothing. she's CHECKED OUT. she's mentally AFK. you already lost this trade and you don't even know it
let me translate some of these for you because your read on the game is TERRIBLE
"haha that's crazy" = she didn't read it. that's the same as your teammate pinging on the way and then walking the other direction. she's not coming.
"i'm fine" = she is not fine. this is the same as your top laner saying "it's okay i scale" while being 0/4. it is NOT okay. something went horribly wrong and you need to figure out what before the game is over
"do whatever you want" = do NOT do whatever you want. this is a bait. she's standing in the bush waiting for you to face check. the moment you actually do whatever you want, its over
"k" = surrender vote is already up. she's just waiting to see if you give her one more reason to hit yes.
"who is she" = she just checked your opgg and saw you duoing with another Lux main. STOP DUOING WITH OTHER LUX MAINS
"it's fine i'm not mad" = she is building a freeze right outside her tower and you are about to get punished if you walk up. DO NOT walk up. do not contest. just SURVIVE.
"i just think it's funny how" = the gank is coming. RIGHT NOW. the jungler is in your lane. there is no escape. accept your death.
"we need to talk" = she's about to all in you and you have no summoners. no flash. no heal. nothing. you're standing in the middle of the lane completely exposed and she has full combo up
you're sitting there analyzing her texts the same way you should be analyzing your lane opponent
every word is a movement. every emoji is a cooldown.
every response time is telling you where she's pathing
the information is RIGHT THERE
you're just not reading it
Study the Saskio way

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I dont know what you guys done for this season. But you need to fix it.
League is genuinely unplayable. This is by far the worst state Ive ever seen league of legends soloq be in.
Matchmaking is unfair.
The LP gains are not climbable.
I don't mind matchmaking being bad if LP gains are good and vice versa but they cant both be terrible at the same time. What is the point to play right now? I genuinely want to know, everyone I know in high elo have dropped the game currently in hope u can fix it asap so we can start playing the game we love. But this, this just isnt what we fell in love with. Please. Please, help us.
@RiotPhroxzon @drewlevin

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After deciding not to join any team for Winter split and having focused on soloq and myself i will be looking again for a team for the upcoming split.
Vods available upon request
Contact me or @CyrilBerges
Carnage@Lol_Carnage
LFT JG 2026 Hello everyone, after a pretty decent split with @taniesportscz , although we didnt get the results we wanted it was very productive and i grew a lot as a player in a foreign environment after a long time so i am ready to reach new heights. VODs ready, dm for info!
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I love my son @KevinHart4real with all my heart ❤️ but when he gets whiny about his carseat, I just want to slap his stupid little lips clean off his annoying punchable face 👄 👋🏾 👦🏾 🤛🏾
#onset
#jumanji
#daddyissues
#toomuchfun 😂
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Currently LFT as Jungler for spring split. Previously experienced Coach/Analyst and Player. Mainly looking for major Div 2/3 but will consider all offers! @LFTDiscord

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@Lol_Carnage Dont worry, riot is still fixing it patch by patch 😂. My goat tho 😎
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