Edward nnud
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@theisogawd just wake up with those walls and gates coming back up
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@paulomonteiroc Fui assistir Jogos Mortais 2005 no cinema, em uma tarde, num dia de semana, pq tava sem oq fazer. E foi ducaraiii! Não esperava nada do filme, nem sabia bem, sobre oq era
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😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car.
He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with:
“Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.”
The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me.
Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle.
Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?
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“I had s*x with my dad and put in back in prison. He went to prison when I was four for r@ping a 11 years old girl at the cemetery and when he came out, the system was about to put me back into his house and I didn’t want to, so I got high and put him in that position.”
— 17 years old girl says.
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Security footage was released today after it was announced that the two Gastonia police officers who shot and killed a man at a convenience store in January won’t face any criminal charges.
Before getting into the details, as someone who has spent a lot of time in Gastonia, NC, this is the most "Gastonia" gas station conversation I've ever heard (audio up) 😎
-very good body positioning by the cop to conceal his 4 o'clock draw and a solid draw and first shot on target time 🤌🏽
-the cop took at least two shots on the threat while the threat was at a 90 degree angle; good example of why the 12-18'' penetration standard is the standard. Also, at that angle the standard "torso" target get's a whole lot thinner and the accuracy demanded increases
-after the man in red was shot and killed saving taxpayers millions of dollars, it was discovered that the "gun" he pulled was a replica and not real
Train accordingly...
#CityLife #IQtest #police #charlotte #dumb #gastonia #FAFO #ballistics #accuracy #ConcealedCarry #crime #QC #urban
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Si anunciaran un reboot de Back to the Future, obviamente habrían cambios de sexo, personajes diversos y usarían el viaje en el tiempo para hablar de lo difícil que era ser gay/lesbiana/trans/queer en los años 50...
No, gracias.
Juanito Say@JuanitoSay
¿Cuál sería tu reacción si mañana anuncian un reboot de Volver al Futuro? 🔥
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@Jujubaaa_a @ocleytinho @BurgerKingBR É.. foi 46 eu acho, o combo, mas ainda acho caro. Dá pra comer um hambúrguer de verdade
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@NnudEdward @ocleytinho @BurgerKingBR 50 reais em um hambúrguer com uma colherada de fraldinha é de fuder
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