DowningStreetCat

They can all fuck off. I'm never resigning. I let that mouse into the room to show I'm still needed

Miaow. I think my phone has been hacked as well. The mice round here have been blackmailing me with some dodgy stories from my Blair days

@brumchick Went to Gideon's coiffuer

@Dan_Martin @LarryCameronCat @DowningStCat @Tabbylarry @Number10gov I'm the original. Check out my tweet history

@Mos_sy @brumchick @downingstcat @no10cat I'm the original and best. Check out my tweet history

@sophierussler I'm the original and the best

So I'm going public. They're going to claim that I'm new but that is just spin. They are taking the piss though my name isn't Larry

Up early to cause some mischief with valentines cards. Going to make Eric pickles think he is a stud muffin

Don't you even think about it.Can't have no fucking tabby at No.10.If he comes near he'll get a bashing. http://tinyurl.com/6ygwyqm

Coulson goes and No. 10 starts talking sense.Didn't take me long to get them back on track. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112

Sorry about the economy everyone. Will go and give Georgieboy a scratch to get him to buck up his ideas

Was a shame about Johnson going. We used to role play with me as Jess and him as Postman Pat. #scandalsthatshouldneverseethelightofday

Sorry for the silence for so long. Coulson was a dog lover......

Liars http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12265112 That rat is going to get it tho.

#DEMO2010 Heard that Cleggy is going to get scruffy and go and join the protest

Err. Smelly students protesting just up the street. Would go and piss on their shoes but wouldn't make them smell any worse

Woohoo, I've got the place to myself as David and George are off to China. Do they eats cats there? I'm going to look to eat @LDNMouse

Saw a ginger rodent today. No it wasn't Danny, just a red squirrel in the garden. Quite irnoic really, Harman smelt of mouse droppings.

Been playing with dc. Driving me wild with a ball of wool while he should be practicing for pmqs tomorrow

Heard rumours of plans to burn civil servants to save energy @Final_Countdown: All 2playfor Whitehall Energy Showdown http://goo.gl/8w7j.