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@quagmireisablue Casemiro should have been at least booked, Modric rightly booked, Laporte should have been sent off for punching Modric on the chest then slapping him in the face. Walker lucky with the push in the back on Vinicius

Clear push in the back by Walker. City getting all the decisions tonight apart from Casemiro should have been booked. #RealManCity #RMAMCI

Laporte should have seen red then #RMAMCI

@manunitedzone @MiguelDelaney Feeling’s mutual Jesse

While Ten Hag is prepared to give every player a chance, Lingard is unwilling to stick around because he feels he has been let down by United too many times [@MiguelDelaney]

@nashplutomusic @cctv_idiots Listened. It’s shit.

@neiltyson 4th of May be with you too

May the 4th be with you.

AC Milan, Juve & Newcastle among clubs who have registered an interest in Jesse Lingard, who wants out of #mufc when contract expires at end of season. Sources close to Lingard indicate Ten Hag would be wasting his time trying to persuade player to stay telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/…

@stats_feed Don’t believe you

60% of people can’t get through a ten-minute conversation without lying.

@lauriewhitwell Wouldn’t read much into that performance. Brentford were as passive as we have been all season.

Irony that after Ralf Rangnick’s focus on verticality #MUFC’s best display under him came via patient build up + horizontal Juan Mata to the fore. Most team passes of any PL game this season (714) + possessions lost better than all bar one other (95). theathletic.com/3290408/2022/0…

Penalty all day long that. Allison goes through the Villarreal player then touches the ball #VILLIV

@engineers_feed No, the current timeline changes based on the actions of the timetraveller but then immediately resets to the original course of events because those changes prevent the traveller going back to interfere. In short, no; and it doesn’t change the existing timeline either

Does time travel cause the creation of an alternate reality?

@GNev2 And their direct opposition are incompetent. Whichever way you vote, you end up with 💩 leaders who only care about being in power, not you, nor I. And they have no clue about what to do with that power

Remember when you vote this week we have a liar in number 10, we have a man in number 11 that is worth £400m but loans you £200 and wants it back, they gave 100’s millions of pounds to their mates in Covid,the Russians fund them,they look after energy co’s rather than you. Vote🌹

@GaryLineker Women would be able to access medical care to remove any other parasite using her body to survive. Not sure why it’s even a debate tbh

Women should decide on what’s right for women, not men. #RoeVWade

@GMB @philmcnulty @susannareid100 Let the man answer the sodding question FFS 🤦‍♂️

.@susannareid100 tells the PM about 77-year-old Elsie who eats one meal a day and stays on the bus all day to avoid using energy at home. She questions the PM about the comments he made about people having to make choices about what they spend their money on.

@OllieHolt22 How?

I like Juan Mata a lot and it’s a nice idea to show appreciation for him but sport doesn’t always have neat endings and tonight, unfortunately, was not the time for a lap of honour

@OllieHolt22 You really are thick as mince aren’t you

@OliverKay It’s 9 years since winning the league and in that time they’ve won a European trophy. In the grand scheme, it’s a blink of an eye; especially after more than two decades of dominance

"This is not the fall of #MUFC. This is a stumble along the way" -- great line from Rangnick. But the first stumble happened years ago. Since then, one stumble after another -- and at no point has the club regained its balance. So yes it's a fall. Recovery starts here. Again ...

@talkSPORT Lee sharpe

Without revealing your age, who was the very first footballer you loved? 🤔

Looks like Judd used up all his luck in that last frame against Williams in the semi #WorldSnookerChampionships