OutOfContextBen

Felt light a badger this morning

Ne bother Dr Protractor

Ones gonna make you feel like you’re in Basra and ones gonna make you feel like you’re in Bangladesh

What’s the difference between 5 chillis and 3 chillis?

A man of your diploment and dodgy handshakes, where’s the keg of Guinness?

Rafa la paella kicking off

You see that stone stuck in my shoe it’s more useful than you at work at least it’s picked something up

When he farts it smells like the holocaust

Feel like jeffrey epstein in my eye

You look like a shaved pheasant

Cannot go in there man every man and his skunk will be in

He hasn’t flossed since the twin towers man

Hulk hogan is better at right back than Kieron trippier

2 for 1 slush dogs on Juergen fuck off skunks

Wouldn’t do nowt for me if I came home and owa lass was lying on the bed dressed as Freddy Krueger like

Crocodile dundick and Steve Mervin on the hunt for Jane

Here man last time Newcastle were in Europe Patrick pervert was playing for them

More chance of a fish surviving in a tank full of lemonade than pickles getting promoted 🦬🐍

Never mind mams spaghetti Jimmy Kim’s in the shed ready

Fuck the dog eaters