wesley presley
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FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2006, YOUR #CANEFEDERATES ARE HEADING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL.
WIN IT FOR DIXIE BOYS!
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@LSU_COACH_WADE You're chill but I can't rock with the confederacy shit #johnbrown
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@chudrogi88 @ZeldaZealot cleared on all chargers not alleged
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@ZeldaZealot Canefederates vs a team that is both racist and has an alleged sex offender might be the greatest matchup oat
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@lucas_cajl @HVNYrefugee The flint hills are pretty. And in Summer seeing the clouds and rain in the distance. It’s amazing. Not to mention the best sunsets in the country
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Ridiculous take.
This drive is possibly the greatest highway drive in America.
Getting to see the Rockies rise above the plains, progressively, over half a day, is an American birthright and existential experience.

Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap
The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.
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@limitlesstack i keep seeing this what's the difference in effect between this and adderall
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> surgeons are on it
> astronauts are on it
> sam altman is on it
> the white house is on it
> the french military is on it
> air force pilots are on it
do you understand now?

limitlesstack@limitlesstack
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Asked 3 of my friends in relationships/marriages to calculate their current CPN (cost per nut)
Friend 1: Hoboken girlfriend
Average wait: 8 days
In-between costs: dinners, coffees, random Ubers, “little treats” = roughly $280 CPN
Friend 2: married guy in Jersey suburbs with 2 kids
Average wait: “depends if the kids are asleep”
In-between costs: Costco runs, family dinner, bottles of wine, “bills n shit”, Target trip she “needed” = around $740 CPN
Friend 3: Upper East Side finance guy with live-in girlfriend
Average wait: every 3 days according to him
In-between costs: groceries, wine, random Uber Eats order = around $97 CPN
Seems like relationship CPN may actually be higher & LESS efficient than being single?
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@ATree02645601 @JordanSchachtel the mma crowd already overwhelmingly supports trump lol fighting is right wing
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@JordanSchachtel Teddy Roosevelt was using it as his form of exercise! If Trump wants to get in the ring and box or do MMA, fine, go ahead. But creating a CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE THAT'S MEANT TO BRIBE THE MMA CROWD TO LIKE TRUMP IS JUST DISGUSTING.
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Teddy Roosevelt sparred in boxing matches right on the White House grounds and set up a full training area in the basement for boxing, wrestling, and jiujitsu.
Bringing the UFC to the White House for USA's 250th is an awesome idea & it perfectly honors our founding and history.
Jamie Metzl@JamieMetzl
UFC fights on the White House lawn are a desecration of the White House, America, our history, and the dignity of the office of the presidency.
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Allow me to provide you with some... crucial context.

Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐@TrueSlazac
@Free_CentralPA 400 years of immigration waves* later
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@_comlag91 @laurenlself most of the families own construction companies and are able to make a lot of money because they don't have to pay their workers since it's all family and they all live together
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@laurenlself my question is how the f do they afford building materials and equipment to be "self sustaining and off-grid" ? something isn't adding up here
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Daddy wants to make James K Polk’s dreams a reality


chiara 🇲🇽🇻🇦✨@catholichiara
Mommy wants México at its greatest extent again
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My theory is that black women evolved to have big butts in order to prevent rape.
But then black men developed longer dicks so they could continue to rape
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
She Built exactly like a hippo…a 12 inch dick can’t even get through them cheeks
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Baltimore needs a massive statue of Francis Scott Key on this perfect little island in front of the (former) Francis Scott Key Bridge.
“Why?”
Why not


Daniel C. Green | The Eagle Eye@TheEagleyeNews
I think we need to build this. I designed this below image, representing Lewis and Clark on the Mississippi in the style of Argonath. At $1 Billion or more, I think it can be done.
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