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Mrs. Kwan

@NoJailForJake

They're not gonna catch us, we're on a mission from God • @WhichLimb

He/Him Katılım Haziran 2023
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
New year, New job, New me I am delighted to announce, following my departure from representing Paul Reubens, my new client!! Jake Blues is an incredible man who has committed no crimes (but if he has it was for good reason!) and I can’t wait to defend him in the Law Room 🧵1/2
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
Coe Parmer cold emoji We’re winning the league
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Molly Jane🇮🇪@Molycuddle·
I have a dream! Where pints cost €2! Where smoking indoors is not just permitted but encouraged! Where pubs are not only thriving but the cornerstone of every persons childhood! Today it may just be a dream but writing me in for Dublin Central’s by election won’t hurt!
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@Spegrogy @Molycuddle She slathered a margarita pizza in garlic mayo, folded it in half once and when we protested declared “I’m making a calzone!” And then folded it in half a second time before starting to eat
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Molly Jane🇮🇪@Molycuddle·
If you are raised in Ireland, speak our language, eat our food and watch and listen to our media, you are Irish. Arguing otherwise is just racist hysteria
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
I could probably put together a 10 minute one-liner set out of my drafts
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The Hollywood Handle@HollywoodHandle·
First poster for the ‘PEPPA PIG MOVIE.’ Coming soon.
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
What’s bad about my Twitter strategy is that I tweet the boring/ nonsense ones and keep the funny ones in my drafts for only me to laugh at
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@Molycuddle @HollywoodHandle She is high as a kite 🪁 funnily enough that is lower down than her family who are in a hot 🥵 air balloon 🎈
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@jayukiakari Sophie (often stylised: S🌀PHIE) we miss you too - Aaron and Rebecca (Rebecca hasn’t confirmed that she misses you but I’m sure she does) Yes - Aaron
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
What happened to Sophie from Twitter?
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@jayukiakari @femalehomer That’s exactly what I do with my Flicker scooter 🛴 and I am the talk of the town with everyone looking 👀 at me 🧍‍♂️ as I fly 💨 down the hallway
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@jayukiakari @femalehomer I’ve been in the same conundrum with my flicker scooter. I’ve found it helpful to just take it with me to the shops or when I’m meeting my friends. I hope this advice can help her #flickeradvice
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@jayukiakari @femalehomer How has her unicycle journey progressed? She got it just a couple weeks after I got the thought of buying my own one in my mind and she very nearly pushed me over the edge to actually do it but I never did. It has remained a thought for me though
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Mrs. Kwan@NoJailForJake·
@jayukiakari @femalehomer I was right! Cause I was sure I remembered Sophie’s sisters name being Chloe so I thought it would be a strange choice for her to have Chlo in her username. Hello Sophie from twitter’s sister
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