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@RobosFUT So underrated

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@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Brown robbed £5B a year from pension funds he'll fit right in with you lot

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

To all the Labour members and volunteers who have supported local campaigns across the country: thank you. Together we will build a stronger and fairer Britain 🌹

People who don't turn off full beam should be locked up with nonces and cyclists bunch of cunts

In the past 24 hours I've seen people wanting to send Miley on loan and apparently we're getting Pep at the end of the season you're all fucking radge X is full of fruit loops #nufc

@NUFC MERRY WISSMAS

@ChrisWidnes @MENnewsdesk Click the link then just put phone straight on to airplane mode

@MENnewsdesk Warning us about a sex offender in our community. Then putting it behind a paywall. Greaaaat job.

MEN INVESTIGATION: The sex offender pointing a camera in your face manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

@Keir_Starmer Not going to bite at the comments,life isn't always plain sailing I have sole custody of my 2 kids I provide alone & am proud but it's a sad existence when many are living day to day to just survive and others have nothing better to do than judge some1 they don't know do better

I grew up in a household where every pound mattered. I know what it feels like for families trying to get to the end of the month. We’re rolling out free breakfast clubs nationwide to help families with the cost of living and giving every child the best start in life.

Gary Gritter to lead the way

I’m not even Scottish but what a moment a what a bit of iconic commentary “Shoot, SHOOT!!” 😂😂

Why are there so many morons posting clickbait shit like "No girl's name starts with M" and "Can you think of a country that ends with a letter?" and "Are there any numbers with a fucking 3 in them?" Daft cunts.

@laura_woodsy The Last Kingdom on Netflix 10/10

What’s the best thing on Netflix/ Amazon etc at the moment?

@ActivePatriotUK These things will be forever going missing

🚨 £2000 Reward Delivery giant DPD are offering a reward of £2000 for the prompt and safe return of their Delivery Bot. At around 2pm today on Knockinlaw Road their unmanned delivery bot stopped responding and has since disappeared. The Bot was part of a week long trial that started on Saturday in Kilmarnock. Bosses at the firm are eager to have the Bot returned as soon as possible. They said the bot was packed with deliveries for the North West Area of the town. ‘At around 2pm the bot stopped broadcasting data and the GPS locator stopped responding on Knockinlaw Road’ Any information pass it on to me and we'll go halves 😂

@RyanJL Fags

@RyanJL Even the ashtray and fans on the table it's going full 90s retro 😂

Look at the 90s fabric on the Vic seats 🥹 Oh the attention to detail! This episode is going to be everything / heartbreaking #EastEnders

@EdwardJDavey Rape gangs: silence Crime surge: silence Tax hikes: silence Trump suing the BBC for blatantly defaming him (twice): OUTRAGE

Been watching @SouthPark for 28 years and thought I'd seen it all then Santa started pissing on kids 😂😂😂

I’ve been watching darts for fucking donkeys years now and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ending to a match like that 😂 I need a cigarette after that and I don’t even smoke.

@caroldecker @Keir_Starmer Custard is useful. Half cunt half bastard.

@RupertLowe10 Get a claim in Rupert

I’ve already had one formal public apology from the BBC in the last few months over the outrageously biased way they cover my political activity. Here comes another.