Mik

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

divorce

this shit is frying me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

who’s winning the twerk off

Adi Shankar says he has the story for ‘DEVIL MAY CRY’ figured out, even for the next 10 years. “In a situation where someone locks me in a dungeon and makes me crank out Devil May Cry for the next 10 years, I do have it figured out.”

Kevin Durant is locked in for Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ 🧊

You only need ~$30 for a date in NYC

and who can top me?

sometimes i want to kill myself but then my friends do some overly thoughtful thing for me and i feel obligated to postpone it