Mick Malthouse

Would you rather? Every TV Show or Movie made post 2005

@RySaymzies @AFL_House gaythatsok.myshopify.com

#BREAKING: Brad Haddin dropped for the second test. Shane Watson will take the gloves #Ashes #cricket cricket.com.au

I have get my cash payout home somehow!!!!

Coaching jobs........ Wait this isn't Google!!!!

@Former_legend have you seen #Fast4TennisRules ?

@TitusOReily check out all the rules here.... #Fast4TennisRules

#Fast4TennisRules Players lose a finger/toe each if rally lasts longer than 10 shots. #fast4tennis

Just had a chat with Juddy. This is our plan to get him through 2015.

Mark Stevens is about as useless as tits on a bull. #AFLPowerBlues

@NickJamesValer1 gtfo

Finally convinced Juddy to play this weekend... #afldogsblues

On the weekend I saved Meatloaf years of further embarrassment

Never forget your origins

New posters are up!!! All your help will be greatly appreciated.

@NoMickMalthouse Dad, can you protect me? All those mean @CollingwoodFC supporters are saying nasty things about me.

Thanks everyone for your words. The only thing that has kept me happy is the bath full of money I wash myself in every night. #AFLBluesDees

@Wolfnuffa I want to. But your mum keeps insisting she'll do it for me.

@Wolfnuffa thanks for returning the favour last night x

Really annoyed i missed bingo last night....