Stephen

@amyknowsball OMG that is Sooooooooo racist lol

The older you become, the less NBA you watch... I don't know why it is this way, but it is true

@TiffanyFong Do what Elaine from Seinfeld did, pretend to be deaf, just don’t get caught hearing lol

how do you get your uber driver to shut the fuck up ?

@ALadyNamedKatie Let’s go Fvck

3 words better than “I love you”?

@pinkmagiclala no more NGL?

@_TheBlueTorch You’re not that intelligent are you?

"Why would you care about ICE being around if you're a US citizen???" BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN SHOOTING AND ARRESTING US CITIZENS WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??

@DisavowTrump20 @Frank88426137 Maybe she should remove thi stick from herself.

Kerry Kennedy, sister of RFK Jr. and daughter of Robert Kennedy, on her brother: "I am disgusted by my brother’s obscene embrace of Donald Trump. And I completely disavow and dissociate myself from Robert Kennedy Jr. and his flagrant efforts to desecrate my father's memory."

@ick_real YES! No question. You’d be spending on gas if you drove?

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@Mr_Husky1 @SWalesJones NO WAY! He is trying to steal half your money. Dump his a$$!! I don’t know how much that inheritance is, but it is ALL yours!

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@careym74 @IamEliRacks Better than the alternative lol

@IamEliRacks Welcome to the club! It sucks getting old!

My 40s are going great: ​Sat/Sun: Bedridden with a virus. 🤒 ​Today: Had teeth extracted for my braces. 🦷 ​Tomorrow: ENT specialist. 👂 I’m basically a 1998 Honda Civic—if you fix one thing, two more parts fall off in the driveway. 😩. When it rains it pours 😂

@TrumpDailyPosts @Commieslayer15 The media!

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@Ghostofcynthia You don’t need that guy lol

I don't care. Bye.

@PeterChanak @BlankExpressio1 See now i don’t agree with her at all, but calling her a cu@t just shows how much is wrong with you.

@BlankExpressio1 Another irrelevant cunt spewing garbage. How many of you dumb left wing cunts are there?

It's funny to me when MAGAts try to come at me by attacking Biden or Obama as if I'm going to be as upset as they are about me talking shit about their messiah. As if I don't view the entire government as crooked. Trump 100% takes the cake for fucking this country up though.

@careym74 @SirJeremyLondon Damn that sucks. I can’t take it all the time or I’ll get used to it, but periodically it works great for me

@NoOneBetter6793 @SirJeremyLondon Not for me! It has the opposite effect on me.

It doesn’t matter how early I have to get up for work, I wake up before my alarm every day. This getting older shit is weird as hell.

@careym74 @SirJeremyLondon Melatonin works wonders.

@SirJeremyLondon Hopefully you don’t get to the part where you don’t sleep! This insomnia is bullshit!

@BrittanyinTexas @nakita1971 A rally for the 11th X 3

This made me laugh. 😂 It could piss MAGA off… if only they could read.🤭

@PTSportsFix @uscfan981 True

True or False: You played varsity for at least two years in high school.

@patriot_savvy Don’t forget rice boxes!

CAN'T BELIEVE WE DON'T HAVE WORLD PEACE AFTER CHANGING THE NAME ON PANCAKE BOXES AND SYRUP BOTTLES!!! 🤬

@rogerclemens Seems like all but one has won a title in Boston, you didn’t and lost out to Yas. Stop crying you bat throwing steroid freak

🤔

@HawkEmDownChris Impossible

Erase one actor and their entire catalog. A) Samuel L. Jackson B) Denzel Washington C) Will Smith D) Morgan Freeman

@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash David Wright

Name an athlete you wish won a championship. I’ll start: Allen Iverson.