Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
If kenjaku started the culling games in Florida that shit would’ve ACTUALLY made the Heian era look like light work
M ☆@duskgumi
the idea of a mahito from florida
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
they would never crucify a carpenter
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
Sabrina Carpenter comments on Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Nice of him to sit and scroll on YouTube, but if I did that I’d be crucified”
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
I think it’s cool that everyone figured out the 2001 Live guy (real name Manny Marotta) is a rabid Zionist. He harassed the hell out of me when I got doxxed by stop antisemitism. He’s actually from Pittsburgh! Fuck that kid.
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
Lmfao had the most RANDOM niggas responding.
Like why the fuck was Joel Ortiz responding?
Your Old Droog@YourOldDroog
Nobody responded to Kendrick control verse more than people who weren’t mentioned
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
me having to unfollow the 2001 Live account because the person who runs it sucks hard
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.
Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork
President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social
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“Runs Great”
“Noise coming from engine might need valve adjustment” dude fuck you 😭
ٍ@horsepower
I love the Lexus LS400 as much as anybody else. They’re fantastic cars. But in no world should a 225,000 mile example that isn’t even perfect have an asking price of $12,000. What are we even doing?
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
So a teenager was drinking multiple energy drinks a day and died so the family is suing the energy drink company? Are parents ever gonna realize that parenting is their job?
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
Recently I've been seeing a lot of allegations that I forced Jill Valentine into that wetsuit in RE5 and to that I would just like to ask: did NONE of you play Revelations? That's HERS. She OWNS that. She WEARS IT LIKE THAT. I had to FORCE her to ZIP IT UP to hide the device.
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
Like if you a pedophile no but if niggas beat you up in New York and you move to Florida it never happened.
.@Dboysback65
Moving to a new state does not erase your history from your old state 😭
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Yeah, you know how we were confused for a hotel? Same thing.
Mr. Nobody@MmisterNobody
Christina Koch, one of the Artemis astronauts, is also an actress in Mad Max: Fury Road. You’re watching a movie.
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
the idea of a mahito from florida
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The Jo@Lord_Joez
If cursed energy was in America we'd have at least 2 Mahitos per state
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Cyrano de Bergerac✍🏽✨🇵🇸 retweetledi
Mankind is going to go extinct within this century because the elderly leaders of the world can’t agree that science is real. There is no hope of humanity becoming a spacefaring civilization. We can’t even take care of the planet we’re on now.
Jeff (Expansão Astronauta)@Expansao_Astro
Quais são as chances de nos tornarmos uma verdadeira civilização espacial?
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