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Anyone that just saw @themaine last night in Toronto at @HistoryToronto , if you saw whoever did a hit and run to my car that left me stranded in the lot until 3am, please let me know if you have any info at all or help spread the word 🖤@patmaine

People don’t say dude in Florida? All the Ohio people that frequent Florida are keepin dude alive down there

Are they gunna check my weed receipt or somethin

@wildgreenonions It’s in the entry way it’s gotta be at least 11

@NoReallyICant my guess is 7

How many farts has this bar stool collected

The difference of stage production of Justin vs Sabrina just for that man to get paid more is so bad I’d be asking for a refund from Justin himself

This man is just intentionally destroying this country for fun I swear. And everyone’s letting him.

@Cochin0Mum Have so much fun!!!!

Alexa play the optimist by Hilary Duff

Holidays sure feel different when your family doesn’t want you in their life anymore 🤠

I think I have a good combo of meds going, the leaves are green, the sun is out, seasonal depression withering away

@MwgFhx Happy birthday!!!!!

@forgetmenot49 I have a pair of Tavi grippy socks from my Pilates studio and they are my favorite socks ever. A little expensive but they’re really nice

Why is it so hard to locate socks with grips on them in a normal store

Still no power and no estimated time since it’s been nonstop raining 🫩time to charge everything at work

Powers been out since 5:30. Let’s hope I wake up because my phones on 20% 👍

@UniteVids @Xarluna I see now 😂 my bad

@NoReallyICant @Xarluna It is in the post below since minute 1 👍 (saw it on reddit)

🔔Taco Bell in Pokémon Pokopia🔔

@Xarluna @tacobell Incredible use of free will

My Pokemon can also have late night @tacobell and a Baja Blast or Dr. Pepper. 💅🏻 Complete with drive-thru! (More in thread 🧵): #pokopia #pokemonpokopia #ぽこポケ  #ぽこあポケモン

Pokopia has unintentionally made me take a vacation from paying attention to anything happening on the internet

@forgetmenot49 These old digital camera pictures are taking me out 😂😂😂 I love it.

@NoReallyICant Just a lil baby Taylor 😭

That time we went to the mall but accidentally stumbled on to the Hannah Montana movie premiere in Nashville 😂 Taylor was even there!