No Thanks Facts

@ASamantha Try bronzer over contour sister

You can never take the millennial urge to use bronzers as contour away from me

@DistressDark 😭

@therosegawden I’m asking for it actually

*holds back on body language analysis nobody asked for*

@NEIRADL Megan is clearing her bad less than a decade into her career

minaj might be maga but i ain’t tolerating history revisions. still the greatest femcee to touch a mic

@estherzelda0514 Nose job

Another reason I really admire Lady Gaga is that she's 40 but she hasn't messed with her face much if at all. All I can tell she's done is Botox and filler. But the true natty GOATs are the icons Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet. Both are in their 50s and look like they haven't touched their faces at all. Seeing pictures of them young next to them now fills me with a sense of admiration and happiness. I think we are all wired to look upon our female elders for guidance and wisdom. Our beauty standards, which say female aging is bad, are deeply unnatural. I hope that future generations will learn that.

@FeralPHunter Because you don’t be at the warehouse

why do you never see old wiggers

@wifemtrl He saying your titties small sister

????

@JAPANESEBLACK This isn’t sza??

When is someone gonna sit her down and tell her she can’t sing?

@afroxbabyyy Wouldn’t have made no noise without that verse

you can tell z*ra thinks stateside is her song

@talleyberrybaby I know it’s for babies but Just For Me >>>>>>>

What’s a good detangling spray (don’t say cecred, love it but not buying that today. need something with a little bit of a lower price point)

@HiMissConstance Everything they be saying about monitoring spirits is 100% true I deleted ig & fb and the sun has shined brighter ever since

Why do people associate deactivating your ig with something being wrong? What if i just wanna get tf away from yall nosey fake asses & not be accessible?

Bell hooks being sooooo male coddly but calling Beyonce a terrorist is just…love her but it tells you all you need to know

@pinkorsomething Hotdish. Anyways the obvious answer is G

genuinelt what possible foods could H even have

@iiwasinthee212 You make me so mad but I would love a podcast from you

Yall left out Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight, Dionne Warwick, Etta James, Toni Braxton, SHANICE, Aretha Franklin, Anita Baker, Cherelle at the top of this Chain is Ella Fitzgerald. Shes literally the Primordial Ghost of Pop Vocale.. . Yall kids dont know nothing at all. JANET descends from Diana Ross Aaliyah descends from Cherelle. Alicia descends from Etta James Raye descends from Amy Winehouse who descends from Etta James Lauryn Hill descends from Chaka Khan, Solange from Sade Doja def descends from Azealia Banks & Nicki Megan from Gangsta Boo Flo from 3LW 702 from Missy Elliot This is all wrong lol

@GUYmayhem How do you think the kid in the video got there. We’re losing recipes

Nicki with a bright pink wig, Kesha looking like a cavewoman, Katy at the peak of her career, Gaga wearing LITERAL MEAT…… what happened to this? now its just “pick up an acoustic guitar and hope tiktok finds your song”

@SkinnyTuna Honestly it did

probably feels so good to enroll in college and skip all your classes and then be tens of thousands of dollars in debt for nothing

@mommatofour_ Get more pears

what do I do with my giant pear basket I bought because I had to have it but have no plans for

@qxeenbey4 Donna summers only daughter being azealia is making me sick. Where is dua lipa

Do we agree? 👀

@venusianpop So brave of her to cause a 9.4 motherquake then head straight to the khia asylum for the rest of her days

gaga in the clouds like mufasa 😭

@ayroned You guys are so mean :( and bring food wth? Yall be showing up places empty handed??

should I kill myself at this awful bday party we got invited to and ruin the already awful vibes?