No Wonder
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When I started dating my husband, I used to hold my fart like my life depended on it. I would even excuse myself and go outside like I had an important phone call 😭
One day, I sat down and thought,
If this man ends up marrying me, I go dey run go outside forever? God forbid 😩
So I decided to be brave.
That day, I released one silent fart, the type that moves like a thief in the night.
My husband looked at me and said,
“Did you just fart?”
I said, “Yes.”
He looked shocked and asked, “Why?”
I said, “Why as how? We’re in this together. You must accept me as I am.” 😂😂
I didn’t know I was opening the gates of hell.
Few weeks later, this man released his own…
Omo… the thing no be fart again… na environmental hazard. It shook the foundation of our house 😩😩😩
I shouted, “Ah! Did you fart?!”
He calmly said, “Yes… you said we should not hide anything from each other.” 😭😭
Since that day, anytime my husband shifts small, I just carry my phone and relocate… because experience is the best teacher 😂😂
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