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@IanSams Take it easy, it was a bit of a joke between friends and colleagues. Harris is my favorite candidate but don't get bogged down in this petty crap please.

Kid?

@tySajdak It's gucchi bro

@ProJared No comments on the underage girls you harassed? Surely @AtelierHeidi forced you to do that as well, you poor victim! Enjoy fading into nothingness and being forgotten.

@ProJared This ain't it chief. Take the opportunity to fade into obscurity, where you belong.

@ktmath That's how it feels! No one is FROM DC actually. So I'm told. I do love my job at least, though many people I know stayed in the Northeast.

@NoahReed95 that’s what i’ve heard... seems like a hard place to really put down roots. but the jobs have gotta be at least almost worth it, right?

woman in minnesota who just finished telling me about the blizzard that’s due to hit any day: so where are you calling from? me: i’m in tucson arizona! her: oh wow i bet your weather is better than ours huh? me (glancing at weather app, high for today is 93): uhhhhhhhhh

@ktmath Y'all out here, flexing on us poor DC folks with your Lacroix/biking habits. It's not bad, everyone here is a certain way. Kinda transient but there is a lot of opportunities which I do like. It's such a different culture.

@NoahReed95 right?? and sometimes the flavors change so it’s always a fun surprise. plus the free gym, the bikes to use to bike downtown on lunch, etc etc and overall i’m pleased with my relocation. but how’s DC life?

@ktmath No irony, that's about as good as it gets! Good for you, congrats! Unlimited lacroix alone is like, a full time salary...

@NoahReed95 it’s a communications-y job with Mister Car Wash’s corporate headquarters! kind of a weird niche but now my car is very clean. and there’s a free vending machine that just gives me unlimited lacroix

@ktmath You know you've made it, when. What kinda job?

@NoahReed95 then welcome to idolizing me, i guess

@ktmath Omg if you are a regular at a tequila joint you may be my idol.

@NoahReed95 i mean it’s nice as long as you don’t come between june and october? yes i moved down here in august!! kind of spur-of-the-moment and now i have a coolio job and i’m a regular at a local taco/tequila joint so adulthood is really shaping up for me

@ktmath It's humid in DC. I've been asked to visit Arizona for work! But it's so hot there I might just die. Are you there permanently?

@NoahReed95 well it ain’t humid here so... just come to arizona? but yeah i don’t miss cold weather and i’d be happy to sacrifice anyone if it keeps me warm

@ktmath Omg send me to the snow. You can sacrifice me there for warm weather I wouldn't even blame you I promise. I'd appreciate it. It's so humid and hot during the summer I can't stand it!

@NoahReed95 haha nah dude no worries i don’t miss the winter yet so to me 90s is better. i drove up a mountain and there was snow at the top and it was cute for 5 minutes and then i was like “annnnnd i’m driving back down”

@ktmath Ohh, I misunderstood. Was just trying to poke fun since I personally dislike the heat, my bad!

@NoahReed95 that’s not... not what i was trying to say? it hasn’t been 93 continuously which is the good part, that was just one day

@jakeow When in doubt, condescend. That's what I always say.

The advice to "preemptively accept defeat & use a hail-mary strat" is something that you just wouldn't suggest if you understood what it means to us to be competitors. #anteup

@jakeow @overwatchleague @PlayOverwatch Oh okay so we can look forward to you winning next time under your clearly superior winning strats 🙃

It's sad to see so much disinformation about strategy in the @overwatchleague. If you doubt the decision to play a GOATS variant on Eich or Paris or Rialto, you probably don't have a professional understanding of @PlayOverwatch🙃

@tySajdak You don't like Superhero movies though, to be fair. Still a good film, and you should go see it.

Go see Captain Marvel, shit's good.

Serious staff meeting @Aero_OW @Fuel_Wolf @AskJayne @TikateeOW

@washjustice @HyeonuOW Why is the free space not in the middle??

Marking off our bingo sheet as @HyeonuOW scores an environmental kill.

Trump’s inability to follow through on a campaign promise is not a national emergency. Let’s not forget those still struggling to rebuild their lives after this administration failed to respond effectively to real emergencies in places like Puerto Rico. twitter.com/nytimes/status…