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Paul Kelly

@Nobbyfolk

Photographer * Photo Artist * Joker * Comedian * Music Lover * Festival Goer * Realist * Purger * Liverpool Fan ⚽️ * YNWA ~ Sheer Nobbyfolk!

North West UK Katılım Ocak 2009
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Mo Salah on our street 🤣
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My goal before the end of this month is to fix my camera... Now that's something to focus on. #MondayMirth
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@Nobbyfolk Last minute killer. It least the victory in the first derby at their new stadium will forever be in the history books. Not unless they build another stadium!
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Morning, Reds 👋it's not just any matchday - IT'S DERBY DAY! Liverpool haven't had much joy away to Everton in recent years, but will their first visit to the Hill Dickinson Stadium be a memorable one? As ever, let us know your predictions in the replies! 👇
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I hear they are thinking about using a bio diesel made from herbs to run our trains...yes… Here's hoping they will run on Thyme now. 🚆 #SideSplittingSunday
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They say you only only use 10% of your brain. What about the other 30%? #SillySaturday
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I was once invited to a Bacardi and captain Morgan's party. It was a bit of a rum do. #BADjokeFriday
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All those years ago when I was a little boy, I used to think that urine was the opposite of you're out. #BadjokeThursday
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I thought I had a great invention when I made the cold air balloon. But it didn't really take off.. #wednesdaywit
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There’s no goals in this Liverpool team !!
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▒▓██►。•*¨*• Good Luck Lads ⚽️#LFC all the way!!
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I've been worried that someone would steal my potato crop, so I've had it chipped.. #TuesdayTitters
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I don't believe in reincarnation, mind you I thought the same thing when I was a Tortoise. #SideSplittingSunday
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Does anybody still sing happy birthday when washing their hands? Just asking for my unpolitically correct mate Boris #SillySaturday
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Some days I can only manage half a Pig Roast for my Dinner. Other days I like to go the Whole Hog. #BadJokeFriday
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Breaking... A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger... #wednesdaywit
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I had a compulsion to purchase sailing boats.. So the doctor gave me some antibuyachtics... #TuesdayTitters
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The weather today reminds me of my wife’s ass.. very windy! #MondayMirth
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