Nobody Would Care

@jessehawken You mean you don’t want the money?

@inningsflorida Wow, sounds atrocious!

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@ShaunMac21 @Twins @UniWatch I don’t mind the star but the M font is blah. Would like the star with the classic red M.

Dark as the Minnesota night sky, presenting our new home and road navy. #AllTwins mlb.com/twins/fans/uni…

@djshort Lindsey Graham is like having a third tier manager like Oliver Humperdinck as your manager.

This is very much like a pro wrestler who struggles on the mic getting a mouthpiece like Jimmy Hart or Jim Cornette. But this time the pro wrestler who can't talk is running for Senate. Weird angle, let's see where it goes. twitter.com/atrupar/status…

@Steven_Hyden I was thinking about it more like the ending of the Wild Bunch.

Me until the bitter end on this app

@D_Kauf11 When I saw North Adams get school cancelled, and it wasn’t followed by North Andover? Well, I was upset.

Kids today: Find out school is cancelled via text Me: Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL Draft

@jessehawken Savoy Truffle is an awesome song. This list rots.

where's Mister Moonlight

@BostonGlobe This is so, so stupid.

For years, Maura Healey has said she is a Bostonian. But in reality, Healey quietly moved to Cambridge months before her victory last week, a relocation she had not shared with campaign finance officials, the general public, and even some supporters. trib.al/lewQ0DW

@ShaunMac21 Gunface, Suck on the Jugular, Dangerous Beauty

@Toucherandrich I just want to thank y’all, for what you do to your bodies. It’s still real to me dammit!

@ScottWalker Counterpoint: No.

Elections should be held on one day. Photo ID should be required. Ballots should be cast in person with exceptions only for military and homebound. Results should be known on the night of the election.

@DiMentoXP Kid get that top loader going

I’m back home and ready to Ragna-rock. Fair warning, it might be hard for me to lay off the ol’ share button as I play

@heckyessica @JoelWBerry @trustyshaklefrd You’re a tool.

@JoelWBerry @trustyshaklefrd I feel awful for women who think that is a life to be envied.

Unmarried women in America are lost, miserable, addicted to SSRIs and alcohol, wracked with guilt from abortion, and wandering from partner to partner. They are the Democrats’ core base now, and the Democrats will do everything possible to manufacture more of them.

@consumertc They had it at Papa Gino’s and it was my go-to.

Until they acquired Barq’s in 1995, Coca-Cola’s root beer brand was RAMBLIN’ ROOT BEER. Anybody remember this stuff? I was definitely a big fan of root beer at the time, but I only recall seeing it as a fountain drink.

@BlueSteeleCage Molly Shannon?

Wow she said “Superstar” how edgy

Tonight’s set list

@nytimes Bye!

Megan Brock, a mother of two elementary-age children near Philadelphia, where she's lived all her life, is considering a move to the South. She spoke out against remote learning during the pandemic. A longtime conservative, Brock recently became a committed Republican.

The “soccer mom” was born a cliché, dubbed the new center of the electorate: a white, married, suburban swing voter who secured re-election for Bill Clinton in 1996. Ahead of this Election Day, we examined: Does the “soccer mom” still exist? Did she ever? nyti.ms/3UyAMIR

@ThisIsKyleR @Twitter So it’s good that people lost their jobs? Why?

3,700 @Twitter employees and the entire Democrat party right now. 👇

@eddy_talon @simpscreens Never noticed that before. Awesome detail. Much like how Lyle Lanley’s drawing of the monorail crashing had Homer’s face in the driver’s seat.

@simpscreens "INTAMIT"