Ser P

Please stop getting married I'm broke.

I hope India was adequately fed after this concert.

The ketchup song was playing and my mom fully went like "hey isn't this the tomato dance??"

Holi as an adult is so stressful how am I supposed to look cute in clothes from the kachra pile?

Mercury's doing the renegade

IT'S DECEMBERRRRRR

It's all fun and games until the cute boys start hitting on your boyfriend instead of you...

Not my adult ass sneaking around eating ice cream at night bec I'm sick and my mamma said no

How to tell my mother that I drank all my money???

Boys are the worsttt. I'm ready and waiting and my friend just said COUNT TO 600 we'll be there. -_-

With what kind of confidence have I put fifty thousand shots in my five foot body???

The beat is dropping in my head but I'm at home so can someone pls explain this Sunday night to me pls???

Friend of mine said he "doesn't trust my debit card" ITS THE 4th OF THE MONTH HAVE A LITTLE FAITH OKAY