NoodleUnofficial

Fucked up my sloppy Joe call that a floppy joe

Would you rather drink your own piss or piss in your own drink

I’m gonna be such a good dad when I grow up I’m just gonna be giving my kid empty vapes to play with and shit

@Sk0lVR @SlaytherinaX It was rlly funny thooo *sigh* mb it uhh won’t happen again king

@Noddleofficial @SlaytherinaX DONT EVER @ ME AGAIN 😭

No words needed.

@brockpierson Elton John

If HIV is sexually transmitted, how'd the first person get it?

“Babe grab my forskin and put it on” “I’m feeling freaky”

@uncledoomer This shit is a scam from big forskin. they take away your forskin as a baby and make you pay 40$ for a new one

this changes everything

@DiscussingFilm Like on screen or?

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

dumb stupid idiots will retweet anything

When she lowkey HOPPIN DIHDIHDIH but her dad is lowkirkenly home so I try to keep it lowkey but her grandmas downstars and lowkey starts fucking with the beat of the music and starts breakdancing then the whole family freaks out and searches throughout the house for the music

me when im in pee land and i have to fight the poo spider

I put the Q in cucumber

This app is just a big game Of jackbox but nobody wins

@ishsophx One digit away from being a pedophile

please don't text me if you're a older than 19

@Cyb3rM0B @TrumpsHurricane Ts is fucking hilarious FUCK YOU

@Noddleofficial @TrumpsHurricane Rebrand my ass you just want to be problematic

If George Floyd was still alive, what would he be doing ??

Wasn’t gonna drink tonite but I’m missing Charlie Kirk like a motherfucker