Noel Butler

@lufcstats A slap on the wrists and a fine.

@MargaretOG66351 They don't seem to be listed with the charities regulator in Ireland.

Breathtaking skullduggery. I checked the Charities Regulator and no such charity exists. What should I leave out on Friday?

@McClumsy84 @jamieparsons76 How many keepers in the Premiership don't make a mistake?

@jamieparsons76 I just think we need better. I always believe Darlow is likely to make a mistake. I don't think he's a bad keeper, I just believe there must be better out there.

Priority signings for me in the summer: New GK Another left-footed LB Another CB Creative, Attacking Midfielder A Striker, a proven finisher. 5 signings to improve us & help move us up the table next season. Not much to ask for, eh?😉😁#lufc

@bushontheradio The Big Match

What TV show intro theme do you hear in your head following THIS?

@AdamCrafton_ 🎣

At the risk of upsetting some Leeds fans, I think they'll do very well to keep Ampadu this summer. So consistent.

@LharaMullins Ah, you might put in a good word for me.

@Noel_Butler1 He'd be booked out for years 😅

Divine intervention?? At a family mass on Saturday & 2 of my aunties got the priest to bless Luca & help him to sleep. He has actually slept 7 solid hours the past 2 nights! All the sprays, lotions & potions I've tried & nothing helped until now!

@GrahamSmyth Minimum

90 - 13 minutes added on. Thirteen. 1-1 #lufc

@lufcstats Was it Kalvin who scored on our 100th birthday? Can't remember against who.

@Jenna_Jade86 Well done. You may have saved his life and others. Be proud of what you did.

@mabaker_moz You have balloons. Happy birthday 🎂

It’s my balloon day but I am not getting my balloons on my profile 😭🫣… so I’ll make my own 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

@DaytrippingRed The phrase "Life after death" has a new meaning.

Your mother may be dead, but who says romance is! Martin makes me proud to be Irish

@lufcstats Game in Europe in August goes ahead now.

@lufcstats Before the Chelsea game on 3rd December Leeds were on 11 points. Some transformation.

@LeedsUnited_MAD @BBCMOTD MOTD comes across as so scripted.

…..and with no help from @BBCMOTD either who never mentioned it on the day!

@deirdrenugent4 I adare ye

Anyone for a round of golf?⛳🏌️

@elbow112 In the back of the net.

Pulled out in front of traffic police , what are the odds ? Own goal! 🤣

@seafoid19 @LharaMullins 😂😂

Fair warning.... my blockable offences list is growing! Lack of sleep & increasing caring duties have lowered my tolerance considerably. I'm never mean it's just not who I am. So if I have to tell people this then ✂️ Alan would have had a witty reply to this no doubt