🐝Noel Gallagher🐝

Pupdate: not much of a pup any more 🤣

@julesserkin @Artemisfornow That's been done for years, the likes of UU pay farmers to take the waste. It is called 'cake'. When the inheritance tax thing was kicking off the farmers were threatening not to take the waste.

@Artemisfornow apparently they already spray human poo on our crops !

‼️ Don’t worry everyone, Ed’s got a fertiliser solution. It’s dead human bodies. The UK is now reviewing laws, through the law commission (quango) to allow “human composting”. The results are due in June 2026. Brilliant timing 🤡

@michael_kove @MorbidKnowledge I bet he's got a blue corvette and a blue little window...

@MorbidKnowledge And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen)

A 42-year-old man in Derbyshire named Tommy Lynch woke up to find his skin had turned bright blue. He was rushed to hospital and put on oxygen. A doctor wiped his arm with an alcohol swab, the cotton immediately turned blue. The colour wasn't a medical condition at all, but dye from a new set of unwashed navy bedsheets he'd been sleeping on for two nights.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Just shows they're expecting something. But clearly they don't know what. At least he didn't have a dry robe on the school run. That is an arrestable offence imho.

🚨BREAKING: Police SWARM a Salford park after spotted with an alleged SUICIDE VEST 🇬🇧 Police have swarmed a Salford estate and park following an incident this afternoon. Officers are in attendance at Broughton Park, with a huge presence in Mandley Park. The vest in question turned out to be a weighted gym vest, awaiting police statement❗️

@I_Cant_Shout @BROKENBRITAIN0 Constantly late for donuts.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Well, cops wouldn’t be familiar with the gym environment. Greggs - yes. Gym -no.

Chuck Norris, the hardest bastard in the universe got to the pearly gates... Warned St Peter to witness fuck all and kicked the living shite out of God. Jesus now realises who his real dad is. It is Chuck. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

@BenGrahamUK See also: the tunnel for bats on HS2.

Most people don’t realise where the £180 million actually went at the A303 Stonehenge tunnel project. It wasn’t construction. It was years of: • Environmental impact assessments • Heritage & archaeological studies • Legal challenges and consultations • Design, engineering and traffic modelling • Public inquiries and revisions All before a single shovel hit the ground. This is the real problem in Britain: We don’t just waste money, we build systems that guarantee it. £180 million to build nothing.

@hewantswealth My understanding of probate is that it goes to kids, brothers, sisters and parents in that order? You're full of shite.

This is Liam Payne. One Direction band member and Cheryl Cole’s ex-partner who died recently. Liam had a £24m estate but died WITHOUT a Will. Nobody is entitled to any of his wealth…not his girlfriend, parents, friends or charities he may have wanted to support. Therefore, his wealth must be held in trust for his son until atleast 18. The message: You’re never too young to write a Will! ⚖️

Respect my Gnomouns!

Hey @elonmusk when you have a few minutes away from twatting about with space rockets or whatever it is you do, here are a couple of things that would make my X experience better. 1. If someone tries to @ me into a post by a locked account that I'm not following, flash up a warning so the person is aware I won't be able to see the post. Then, if they insist on @'ing me in I will know they are an inconsiderate bastard. 2. Have an additional timeline that only shows posts made by the account holder. An additional timeline that strips away all the reposts and guff. If I'm looking at someone's account, I often want to see what THEY have to say which can mean scrolling through dozens of reposts. I expect these amendments to be made by midday GMT on Wednesday otherwise meet me for a square go, no weapons.

@julmg88 @TRobinsonNewEra @bedspolice Somebody learnt a new word today. Tomorrow we will talk about 'context' right after you finish your 'Knife, fork, spoon' certificate of achievement.

@TRobinsonNewEra @bedspolice Because you're a nonce probably

Care to explain why you was banging at my kids door at 2am this morning @bedspolice

@nialljclarke @BurnsideWasTosh @Robbo1992x @Keir_Starmer While being laser focused.

@BurnsideWasTosh @Robbo1992x @Keir_Starmer But that was several top priorities ago 🙄

I know things are tough right now, and I know people are feeling the pressure. That’s why my priority is to tackle the cost of living. Our Warm Homes Plan will upgrade millions of homes across the country with proper insulation to lower bills and help with the cost of living.

@Underc0verChris Bodybuilders know more than endocrinologists. I've learnt and still learning so much from them. Obviously eat and train like a bastard too lol. We do Dorian Yates regime, even the Mrs, she's lost loads of weight. She cycles a little bit of mast or primo with anavar pre workout.

@Noelgsuperman I run everything past my brother. He's like an encyclopedia. He was previously a competitive bodybuilder and is still in amazing shape now in his 40s.

Seems like an over engineered solution to a non-problem.

@MarcherReborn That's like an unprecedented level of self flagellation. Why would you want to pay the government more when they can't spend it wisely?

😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a muppet

@BurnsideWasTosh @omotforest OH and my good friend Greg cook are seriously missed.

@Underc0verChris We're due in a few weeks. Fuck the doctors, take your health into your own hands. Janoshik tests all the Peds and they found pharma hgh to be 91% pure. Good number. The underground labs? 98%.

@Noelgsuperman Decent looking protocol. I haven't had my bloods done for a long time. Would be interested to see what im at now.

@MarcherReborn The Sheila on the right was in star wars I think?

Boxes have been ticked, quotas have been filled

@Underc0verChris So even the long esters like enanthate, do them daily. Gets more effect and far fewer sides. I do 60mg test, 40mg boldenone and 60mg masteron. Then have clomid, proviron and tadalafil on the side to keep the bollocks going 😉

@Underc0verChris The cancer link is bullshit. If you've got it then hgh will help it grow. You're basically just replacing what's missing. I used to do twice weekly and it was a 3ml bolus. Massive and hurt. Now just have 1ml syringes 16mm needles, dead easy. I'd recommend it to anyone over 35.

@Underc0verChris Jesus not iv. It'll go straight to your lungs and you'll cough it up. Always IM. One jab everyday one shoulder then the next. Feel amazing. Brain fog has gone, assertive again. Fitter now than when I was 25. Daily jabs keep more area under the curve.

@Noelgsuperman TRT is daily? And IV?

@FarRightSkip The job I'm on has 2500 on days, about 30% Brits at best. Last year there was an outbreak of scabies. Fucking madness.

I'm old enough to remember when we had TB jabs and not TB outbreaks