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EDM coach Kris Knoblauch says Connor McDavid and Jason Dickinson are game-time decisions

@ryanwhitney6 One of these was counted as a goal, guess which one?

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Wow the White House has gone woke and is now celebrating men succeeding in women’s sports.

@GeoKChester @SaveStandard Schools and workplaces are not going to just change their start times to 10:00 am.

Fun fact: The amount of time that the sun is up doesn’t change when you set your clock. If you require sunlight for a specific task, then you can delay your task to when the sun is up. It’s really that simple. Forcing everyone to change their clocks twice a year to suit individual needs is ludicrous.

No! Permanent DST would delay sunrise in Calgary and Edmonton past 8am for 5 months, past 8:30am for 4 months, and past 9am for 3 months. It would delay Calgary’s latest sunrise to 9:41am, and Edmonton’s latest sunrise to 9:51am. Permanent MST is needed instead, it would not delay sunrise.

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"Not flat, we checked" -- NASA

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

oh so when the Vancouver canucks crash in the Pacific it's a disappointment but when Artemis ii does it it's a marvel of engineering

@MigueLandarraga He’s too stupid to know how to fold an umbrella

Es un hijo de puta hasta en el más mínimo detalle.

@ronrule Nope. You live in a society and you benefit from an educated society every day. A portion of your property taxes is a small price to pay for that benefit.

If you homeschool your kids, you should be exempt from the portion of your property taxes that goes to the local schools.

The President and the dumbest person on earth should not be the same person.

@umichwolverine1 @MisterOrimoloye @TheFourthPeriod Lol. This dude thinks women sit at home from 37 to 41 weeks pregnant. Google precipitous labour. Still time to delete this.

@MisterOrimoloye @TheFourthPeriod How don’t I? Let’s say the woman’s due date was in 3 days. Why would you be going to a hockey game? If the baby came significantly early then it’s obviously a different story

Did I hear that correctly on the broadcast? Someone is giving birth inside Rogers Place during this Vegas/Edmonton game right now.

@LiamGMcCoy I had maxillary piercings before maxillary piercings were cool

Ahh, the classic femoral arterio-venous-nervous system

@EdmontonOilers @RussJerichoArt Way to dominate this game! 🤩

ROSIE‼️ #LetsGoOilers

@KevOnStage Kool Aid!

If you pulled this out the fridge in 1988 what was in it?

Andrew Ference you are awesome 🏳️‍🌈🙌🏽

Oilers GM Stan Bowman on Leon Draisaitl: If everything goes as scheduled, he should be back at end of the regular season Does not need surgery

The Senators suffered more consequence for a paperwork error than the Chicago Blackhawks did for covering up a sexual assault for over a decade