Nolan Void Publishing

@TabithaRasa You won't be making that mistake this time around. We'll make sure of it. - Nolan

@NolanVoidBooks I love signing things. I once took a job as a Signer at a Signature Manufacturer. It was quite fun, though one day I got a bit bored and started making up the signatures as I pleased. At some point, I signed the name "Aramois Clelt" on a milk carton. I was banished shortly after.

Dearest readers, Tabitha Rasa's book, Leaves On Supine, is now accepting pre-orders! Please email us at nolanvoidpublishing@gmail.com to save your spot today! All pre-orders made this week will probably be signed by Ms. Rasa.

@rejectdspacecat @computerThot They are! And I would suggest a preorder! The world is going to run out of trees at this rate

@computerThot are they physical

tap in

@johmmypanic @TabithaRasa I've never heard of anything quite like that! The only penguins I'm familiar with are the bookhouse type, and we will soon be salting their crop fields!

@NolanVoidBooks @TabithaRasa I recently finished the VN, Z.A.T.O // I Love The World and Everything In It. Tbh it's one of the best things I've ever read and it's free on Steam... I'm currently reading Penguin Highway, it's got two of my favorite things, penguins and older women!

What are our readers #reading today? If you haven't found a good book to pick up lately, ask yourself: What would you do if you had someone else's legs instead of my own? If you've ever wondered this, Margaret Boodts' "There Is A Way Around" is the book for you! Link below 👇

@computerThot It sure is! I don't know if anyone will ever be able to get a "leg up" on her skill 😉

@NolanVoidBooks one of my all-time favorites. Peg's wit is unmatched

@johmmypanic @computerThot @hi_im_envy If your children read our books, I can assure you that they will easily match if not surpass the greats of yore. But I will expect exclusive rights to their works as payment. - Nolan

@computerThot @NolanVoidBooks @hi_im_envy My sharks have told me that good things come to those who wait. And as a single father and mother of 9 sharks I take my job very seriously. I trust Nolan Void Books with my children (sharks) education and literary development. I can't wait to buy your whole inventory!

Today we are pleased to present you with our exclusive interview with Tabitha Rasa! Her novel, "Leaves on Supine," will be released sometime in the future! Here's an enticing snippet (and a link in the reply!):

@computerThot @johmmypanic @hi_im_envy I'll let it slide—this time. - Nolan

@NolanVoidBooks thank you @johmmypanic and @hi_im_envy for your questions. sorry for the delay!

Read in full here: computerthot.com/NolanVoid/news…

@computerThot It can't be topped! It's untoppable!

@NolanVoidBooks it's in the top 2 words of all time. and it isn't number 2. (because it always goes first)

Today's #wordoftheday is 0aaardvark: the practice of appending extra characters to the beginnings of words to gain an advantage in lists sorted in lexicographic order. Share any cool words you know below!

@computerThot Good morning! I'm very excited for my first day, and I hope to soon make us go viral so we can spread your book far and wide! I'm still deciding how to do that, though.

@NolanVoidBooks hi bridey

Following about a nearly 4 month hiring search following the disappearance of our social media manager, we are happy to announce that we have finally found a new one! Please welcome Bridey Murphy, a longtime book reader who will resume our regular postings!

@hi_im_envy @computerThot As real as the screen showing this to you! Our distribution system is a little unorthodox and currently impacted by supply chain issues due to our binder's unionization and ongoing strike. Email us at nolanvoidpublishing@gmail.com to preorder regardless; they will submit soon.

@computerThot wait is this real where do a preorder

ask me anything 👇

@computerThot @hi_im_envy Your first question! We'll have to frame it in our offices!

@hi_im_envy @NolanVoidBooks we got a question here. write it down

BREAKING: The newest addition to the Void family, Tabitha Rasa, will have her first interview leading up to the release of her debut novel Leaves On Supine this week! Leave any questions you have for her below 👇

@computerThot That's the spirit. - Nolan

@NolanVoidBooks uhhhh..... ummm..... let's circle back on that later..... i have to go do some writing......

We are excited to announce that we may be receiving a new Rougemont draft soon! As soon as one of our interns solves her latest cipher, we hope to find her latest draft in the coming weeks. Stay tuned!

@computerThot Along with the faxed code, here's a puzzle for you: What's 19, has 10 fingers (for now), and should be writing me a new manuscript instead of looking at their phone? - Nolan

@NolanVoidBooks Fax it over to me. I'm good with codes