Nolan Smith

@J_Swish24 you cooked on this

The Tiger should hire a driver crowd is hilarious. News flash the only reason Eldrick “Tiger” Woods doesn’t want a driver is strictly so he doesn’t get caught doing shady shit. Like banging a Perkins waitress in the parking lot in his Range Rover with 3% tint on the windows at 4am on a Tuesday. You think he wants to get off the golf track after popping 7 Percocets that he keeps in his locker room stall and have a dude hear him on Bluetooth having phone sex at 2pm whispering to one of his 47 side pieces “you just love me cause I’m blasian”. No he doesn’t want that- I don’t care what type of NDA that driver signs. You people simply don’t understand what type of cat you’re dealing with. This is different level of savage. A true cocksman of the game that has his own laundry list of issues. That’s porn. -Swish, The Moral Compass of this app.

“The unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwelling on himself and start paying attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.” — Tom Robbins

@usermooseontwt Lmfaoooo. This took me a second but I howled when I finally got it. 🤣🥃

This is how Michael Jordan sees the world

@SirMichaelRocks Timing doesn’t matter. Minimum of 5g per day. Make sure it’s creatine monohydrate made with “creapure”. Thats it. 👍

What creatine do you take? Are they all the same? Do you workout? When do you take the creatine?

@WalkerAmerica @PeterSchiff @titcoinpodcast Setting up clawdbot to trade this

If you bought $1 of Bitcoin every time @PeterSchiff tweeted about Bitcoin (p~1,836 times since 2013), you'd have ~0.174 BTC today — cost basis $1,836, current value ~$11,500 (at ~$66,000/BTC), for a ~525% gain. If you bought $1 of gold instead every time he tweeted about Bitcoin, you'd have ~0.45 oz — cost basis still $1,836, current value ~$2,300–$2,400 (at ~$5,070/oz), for a ~25–35% gain. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

So did Key Glock..

@chrissssjohnson @BellaBaddie__ My mentor and an OG bitcoiner!

@BellaBaddie__ Ryan Leslie

When someone says “Musical Genius” who is the first artist that comes to mind?

@chrissssjohnson its really that simple

You only need to make $10k, 100 times bro

I’m not gaslighting you, you’re just misunderstanding the objective truth of your own reality.

@retirementkeys I think about this a lot. Or how people mostly miss the truth of their own situation.

If you carry the basic assumption that everyone lies about everything at every second Then u can often find the truth in the opposite direction. And all u gotta do pay attention & invert

@natbrunell The funniest thing about this brand is 99% of the people who wear it (artists and athletes) have no clue who satoshi is, they just think it’s a cool name and like the clothes. We’re still early 😂

Spotted after the Golden Globes 👀 Satoshi Nakamoto ⚡️

this is true for music biz too. moved in with my artist @superduperkyle, producer, graphic designer and within 5 years had hit records that turned into billions of streams.

It’s Jan 2 and everyone is already in elite shape at Gold’s Gym Venice Reminder that this years’ resolutions started years ago.

@nickrgrs 😂

all i said was i like when my gf cooks for me and ppl on threads app are losing their minds BRAINWASHED millenial types

In the year 2045, im gna have a 16 year old daughter who wants to “borrow” $68 dollars so she can try the new jack Bieber smoothie with her friends at erewhon.

I had a "random" idea the other day: with every health influencer saying you need to be icing your balls in the sauna (i.e. Saladino, Johnson, etc.) there should be a pair of underwear with a slot for an ice pack on your balls(!) today I get fed this ad: saunaprotocol.co/products/sauna… markets move fast.

Pac Div 4 life

I know I’m like ~20 years late… But why wasn’t there a sequel to Hustle & Flow? Like what happens when he gets out of jail? Does he pop off? What happens between him and Skinny Black? I need a sequel!

I love when people believe in themselves.

@CardinalMason When Ben passed you were the first person I thought of. Was confused why you were so silent about all of it but I can’t imagine what you’ve been going thru. Hang in there bro. Praying for you. I know that you’ll be able to alchemize this somehow.

Currently sitting in the darkest time of my life and I haven’t talked about it at all. Since Ben died I’ve been absolutely useless. I am operating at about 10% capacity these past few weeks. I have been trying to not be a little bitch about it, but nobody really talks about what happens when you lose your #1 best friend in the world. My only primary relationship in the city of Miami. I’ve never experienced grief before, but I’ve learned that what it does is make everything numb and, funnily enough, painless. Your emotional range goes from -1000 to +1000, to -1 to +1. You have no way to gauge if something is good or bad, fun or not fun, moral or immoral. You just feel nothing. Business is way down, I don’t really care that much. Dumped long term gf 3 weeks ago, literally haven’t thought about her once. Diet and fitness have been trash. Art Basel this week, absolutely zero desire to go out and see people. I know that this is one of those Grown Man Tests where you get smacked with a worst-case scenario to see how you fare, and I’m genuinely trying my best to navigate it. But I just want this to be over lol. Just praying that I’m out of it by Christmas. Ben wouldn’t want me to be this off the tracks.