🏂

“When you’re having sex with her, I want you to think of me. No homo”

“The best idea’s come from happy hour”

“Golf is better than sex, sex last 3 minutes. Golf lasts 4 hours.”

“Black cock down”

“Seal team dicks”

“Titties in the face, ass all over the place”

"why are you always tired?" me and bro literally every night

2-7 Christian McCaffrey managers getting him back this week 💀

You guys remember when WS MVP Freddie Freeman hit a walk-off grand slam in GM 1 of the World Series?

“Dreams happen at chilis bois”

wake up babe, it’s time for your daily serving of freddie freeman world series walk off grand slam

“I can’t smell, but u know that mf smells rn”

“That’s a stupid fucking question to ask.”

“Brock got no cock”

“You drink enough, it ain’t coming up”

“I’m about to give a bad bitch this gummy worm”

“My boys not illiterate, he just can’t spell”

“Why would you name a drink so close to a racial slur?”

“Un Cerzeva sin alcohol” “Did you just order a non alcoholic beer?” “No I said with alcohol” It’s non alcoholic😂😂

“Dark liquor activities”