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I'm branching out. The knock odd purse business is booming so I'm adding watches to the items I have available. Who needs a TAG?

@Abstract_Kendra You know you're my best partner-in-crime, beautiful daughter of mine.

Rise and shine, friends! There are purses to be had.

That's right ladies. Just in time for Easter we have another shipment of handbags.

Would you believe that I've already sold all of the purses in my first order? The ladies love them: or maybe it's my irresistible charm.

You can also contact my beautiful daughter @Abstract_Kendra. She has my number and may have a few at her salon as well.

If you're in need of a new handbag this spring, look no further, Ladies. I'll have a few in my trunk.

With her brains and beauty and my personable charm, @Abstract_Kendra and I will need a storefront before you know it. Success is in the air.

You may heard that I have invested in the fashion industry. No one is more qualified to join me than my beautiful daughter @Abstract_Kendra.

I truly feel that the best choice of business partners is someone who is your match in the most complimentary ways.

Ladies of the Forks and Port Angels, your purses have arrived. Genuine LV and Coach. Only $150!

Mr Chen believes the freighter should arrive early next week. It's time for me to get a new suit.

I met a very generous new friend today by the name of Mr Chen. He and I will be business partners as soon as his new products arrive.

I had some trouble choosing which shirt best suited each lady so I figured, why choose!

This year my daughter @Abstract_Kendra and my darling Alice will be getting matching sweatshirts for Valentines Day.

Don't tell her I said that.

She always says he is being friendly but I don't think so. I'd like to introduce him to Mr Phipps grip.

Mrs Nigel is a sweet woman but her cat seems to want me dead. Every time I walk past the thing weaves in and out of my feet.

Mr. Phipps seems like a hell of a guy, and believe you me, he has a grip that could crush rocks.

I've been making an honest attempt to be a better neighbor when I take my nightly constitutional.