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Sharks I am here looking for $750k for 10% of my new start up called the Bi of Hormuz

@KoreaPistonsFan Shut the heck up Tom we will win out. Toronto loves negative fans if you want to go follow them

What are our chances of making the playoffs now? I heard this was the biggest game of the season for playoff chances.

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets My grandpa only has one gout and he is nowhere near this fast

My guy. Look at Gout Gout go.

If we let Charlie still be on crack gas would not be 4 bucks a gallon #saveuscharlie #tigerblood

If this pizza is a 7.8 why does my tummy hurt and my farts smell like garbage? @stoolpresidente

@KindersFlavors or @PepperidgeFarm would never have this happen

@StoveTop why is this screw/ metal in my stuffing?

@enjoyer_liberty I would like to nominate @ozjames14 as a member of the retard right

The “Retard Right,” as it stands: Tucker Carlson Nick Fuentes Candace Owens Alex Jones Steve Bannon Joe Kent Marjorie Traitor Greene Darryl Cooper Megyn Kelly Who am I missing?

@The_Mexinadian @billyjoel

I started a fire

DC sucks because what do you mean you have a blind super hero and it’s not the one called “Batman”

@J_Swish24 That’s Tee Ball

Conor “Lord Farquaad” Garland in full effect -93.1

@McCartyDangles Sources say the league has put a 3 letter nickname cap and we hit it already. Ownership refuses to pay the luxury tax added to Jersey sales

I guess I just don't understand why they never gave ASP a shot on the third pair

Justin Verlander man… just throw the ball hard as shit for 20 years. Make millions doing it. Marry a woman with a giant front porch that still wraps around 10+ years later AND is still getting put in Maxim. This the kind of stuff that we won the world wars for

A pirate hearing about pegging for the first time “yar doing WHAT with me leg?!?”

In hindsight it’s kind of surprising the Irish don’t go harder at the Olympics considering the rewards and all (gold)

Why has no one painted a fent addict silver and put out a hat in front of them like those guys who pretend to be statues #passiveincome

@heatdaddy69420 That’s softball

Has anyone ever realized that the hardcore lesbians that rock short hair always have excellent hairlines. What is the science behind that?

Frame mogging heavy haulers from the loves middle stall rn #itsliquidandsolid #1plyordie #stinkmaxxing #WinnersOnly

How come we don’t know what epstiens voice sounds like?

Gronk just told me to relax my b hole? I know heated rivalry is popular but Gronk?? We can do better