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@acatnamedteddy Oh dang, Haley! Take care of yourself, sister! Tendy, all those purrs will cure you both right quick!

me and momb are both experienceing ailment's, which means lots of Bed time and snuggle to heal each other

@Fahadnaimb LOL that face says "I was framed!"

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

@acatnamedteddy Oh dangit, Tendy! Pancreatitis is so stupid. I hope it clears up real soon... enjoy the high until then, I guess?

happy thursday, momb made me go to vet for crime of puke, not eating turkeys and looking Sad. They look at my guts and bloods, they say Teddy your pancreas is being Evil. Making you sick and stuff. I say ok. momb give me pain medicines. I sit highly in hallway for long time

@TinyWriterLaura The worst part is, he said all that with zero context, phrased it as rage bait, then got super defensive when people piled on. Like... if there's context, provide it?? Good god, what a worthless tweet and waste of other people's emotional energy.

i hate to say this but there’s definitely been times in my life when i wouldn’t have been able to lay my hands on 9p let alone £19- it just wasn’t there to draw out. if a patient is very ill but resistant to spending £20 to go to hospital they’re probably not just being difficult

@feederofcats He might be buggy, but he sure is pretty! But... those lice are pretty gross. Poor dude, poor everyone!

cat lice!! and the bug haver himself, an urgent intake from this weekend named Mr. Oof, who is a bit of a disaster but we're figuring it out

@davidsupercat The pounce was perfection!

Tonight’s match, a clear win for MooMoo! 😸

@feederofcats OMG. This is entirely too good!!! 😭😭😭

Happy Sunday from Cheesecake Factory who has randomly decided Stanley is his best friend and Stanley who is a little confused but being really polite about the whole situation

@weskrantz I love that you get to witness this!!

froglet update - more getting ready to leave and one that just has

@pepperbug Excuse me but, these look awfully high quality to me. The legs in the air really solidify my convictions!

my low quality morning lugosi cuddles. this is so important to me i hope he never ever stops doing this

@pepperbug I feel this in my soul, Pepper. IN MY SOUL.

the morning grumpy

@feederofcats LOL The Jank Face Of Gratitude is must now be a ™️!

Dennis when many people care for him and want to cure his several ailments and ensure the rest of his life is pleasant and painless #gratitude

@stormydawnc @feederofcats If you mean the one who hung around outside her house, he passed recently. So sad!!

@feederofcats This is different than the cat who you took home for awhile for 1-to- socialization, right? Mr. Angry brows? How is he doing?

@JeanieKyle1 @feederofcats People baby wrap with their cats! She could do that! Yessssss!

@feederofcats Who knows where we can buy Haley a Dweeb-sized baby bjorn so she can attend to his snuggle requirements and do her work?

my productivity has taken a huge hit ever since this guy came into the picture. He wants to be snuggled 1000% of the time

@mrfishtopher Fish Fang!!

cuddly baby

@TinyWriterLaura I mean, sometimes it just do be like that. Hercule knows what he's about!

hercule purrot would like to bite

@fIametrooper @MissyBBBobtail She really luuuuuurves you!

her latest means of getting my attention is pulling on my ponytail like a toddler

@AJamesMcCarthy Aaaaaaahhhhhhh I love his fangies!!

I’m starting to suspect Gregory is a vampire

@theceoffice @Michaelfiore 70 year old men should not be complimenting TEENAGERS. Not like that, or any other way. Unless they're a grandkid and not some young girl he was trying to hit on at a garden store. Gross.

What’s the appropriate compliment? “You’re pretty” He made a joke that was a compliment. It wasn’t crass or rude. We’re over exposed to assault, debauchery, porn, and anti-men messaging that a compliment becomes offensive. We can’t tell the difference between harmless and inappropriate. A simple thank you or laugh and redirect to the task would be sufficient to acknowledge and redirect.

70 year old customer to my 19 year old cashier yesterday: Him- “I bet you set off a lot of fire alarms.” Her- “Ummm” Him- “Because you’re hot.” Her- “OK…” *walks away* For the record, I didn’t witness this or I’d have said something. This was relayed to me from my team.

@hotistic @feederofcats OMG I just noticed that! This dude is taking a quick ride on the Hot Mess Express.

@feederofcats now how did his tail get involved 😭

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@feederofcats LOL OMG this poor cat. His glow-up after this will be AMAZING!