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Carl

@Nonethewiser85

Insubordinate and churlish. Wise man says forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. Pronouns: Taxation/is theft

Fairfax, VA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
His favorite thing since we moved has been these big bay windows. He can stare and threaten the blue jays that hang out on the porch.
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Maya Luna@envisionedluna·
Basically if you are a Liberal you must strictly abide by the rule of law at all times and be cordial and never lie and be 100% moral and have a squeaky clean record and if you're a conservative you can do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want and nothing matters
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch

🚨BREAKING: In a 4-3 ruling, the Virginia Supreme Court has OVERTURNED the redistricting referendum approved by voters last month that could have netted Democrats 5 additional House seats. The court ruled the General Assembly violated the Virginia Constitution in advancing the amendment, nullifying the referendum entirely.

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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
People who hate cats are all the same type of people. They hate that cats require consent, and require actual work for them to trust you, like every other relationship you’ll ever have. When you say you “hate cats”, what you’re really saying is you’re too goddamn stupid and lazy.
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There is something truly sad and alarming about a person saying they hate animals. Pets, especially cats are excellent judges of character. If you’ve come across one that doesn’t like you, you’re the problem.

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Brad Todd@BradOnMessage·
As a Virginian who opposes the preposterous 45-day early voting window & permanent absentee mail voting list that Democrats foisted on the Commonwealth, I find it especially savory that is the exact petard on which their illegal redistricting amendment was hoisted.
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Bad week to be L Louise Lucas.
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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
@its_carol31 Sort of. It doesn’t mean he won’t stand trial. It means he’s going to be held until he can.
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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
@burgbengal Hmmm…who do we know that maybe used to coach the Patriots and had a penchant for spying on people?
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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
What I remember most about this is my dad’s feed being ahead of mind and I was receiving his excited messages having no idea what had happened. What an amazing start to an incredible summer. To finally get over that hump. I’m glad he was able to see them when a title at the end.
travis tuthill@capstrav1s

happy may 7th to all who celebrate

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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
@TraditionSarah My wife leaves me cute little drawings and pun messages on napkins when she packs my lunch…..although one of them was inadvertently creepy.
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Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸@TraditionSarah·
Every once in a while I stick a little handwritten love note in my husbands lunch bag just telling him how much I appreciate him. I took his truck today to clean it, and found them all saved in the glove box. 🥹
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Carl@Nonethewiser85·
@SirajAHashmi @kkvolt Oh dude, that doesn’t even rank in the top 5 of his greatest hits.
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