Ari🏳️⚧️🛀
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i was so bored last night i just started people control me like a point and click adventure game. was sayin things like “Those two items don’t go together.” And “I can’t do that right now.”
adrian mail wife@male_wife_
power went out but only our side of the street #Ok
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@FR0TTAGEC0RE Some bullshits about to happen if you don’t close that door expeditiously
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exhibit a: i couldn't walk through the door
ada wong’s lesbian lover@lesbianakins
gonna become a gaming streamer but instead of being good at games you get to watch me get lost in the re4r map for 3 hours
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downloaded an app game and it’s nothing like the ad. day ruined
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Ok 👍 so 👉 dont ❌️ be 🐝 alarmed 🚨 but, 😳 there 👉 is 👇 a 🅰️ large ❗️apple 🍎 on 🔛 your ☝️ head 💆♂️ little 🤏 bunny 🐰
thepopularanimals@animalpopular9
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@realeater666 @metalllieca Also just cold room + warm covers can have a HUGE difference, make your room as cold as you can, get a heated blanket and take some melatonin
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@metalllieca I was rlly thinking about getting a weighted blanket. I need the pressure
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@sapphicscreams I’m a little scared of escalators but I still use them for the exhilarating rush
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I have an irrational fear of escalators, specifically going down, and I will never forget the time my tia decided to not let me detour to an elevator and instead gave me a speech while I sobbed in public for an embarrassingly long time until I could go down it.🧍♀️
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Omg there's only one serum left! Who should I give it to? My Wife and only reason I came into this God forsaken place to begin with, or the random girl I just met an hour ago?
⚕️G-Cooler⚕️| KAGURABACHI AGENDA@GNG_Cooler
#nowplaying Let's see if I'm built for this shit
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@MelissaTitanium This lowkey made me realise something about how I’m constructing noses, thanks man
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fun fact (not really) we had moles in our yard when i was a baby seal so my grandma said “let’s go feed the moles peanut butter!”. i found out afterwards that it was, in fact, not just peanut butter and would not stop sobbing. when my mom found out she was PISSED
dominic dyer@domdyer70
Please don't kill moles, let them do their valuable work. 💟
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Why are most people calling it hell to live in austrailia, it cant be that bad😭
Re@Reismyname2
why austrailians so funny
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@virtualbnuy Don’t even say a positive thing about this bum ass site
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