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An inkling is a baby squid

Fred admiring my godlike dexterity as I put clean pillowcases back on the pillows.

The French term for potato is just “Apple of the earth” and I think that’s beautiful. #Francophile #worldbuilding #simarillion

You like apples? How ‘bout they/them apples?

Imaginal penetration

You gotta fight to live another day… to live to fight another day. OR You gotta live to fight another day… to fight to live…another day.

I am frequently at the mercy of a tiny canine anus (can’t leave until my dog poops)

Hey off the treadmill and sink into the hedonic hot tub

The difference between seals and sea lions is simple. Seals are cats and sea lions are dogs.

I can’t explain it but the word smithereens is queer coded. [threatening]

When I mirror people and they tell me I seem cool

The most important question to ask yourself when selecting a bottle of wine is: Can I do a silly little bit with this?

Flawless, lawless, and usually braless 💁

Assigned fabulous at birth

My other car is a landslide

Pride & Punishment Crime & Prejudice

Going to the dream world, you need anything? Hotdog buns, is it okay if they fly? Okay, you got it.

I’d catch THEIR drift, if ya catch my drift #wolfwhistle

Encouragement ring