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She/They in the bay//social anxiety sleepyhead

S F Katılım Mart 2009
438 Takip Edilen43 Takipçiler
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An inkling is a baby squid
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Fred admiring my godlike dexterity as I put clean pillowcases back on the pillows.
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You like apples? How ‘bout they/them apples?
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Imaginal penetration
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You gotta fight to live another day… to live to fight another day. OR You gotta live to fight another day… to fight to live…another day.
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I am frequently at the mercy of a tiny canine anus (can’t leave until my dog poops)
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Hey off the treadmill and sink into the hedonic hot tub
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The difference between seals and sea lions is simple. Seals are cats and sea lions are dogs.
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I can’t explain it but the word smithereens is queer coded. [threatening]
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When I mirror people and they tell me I seem cool
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The most important question to ask yourself when selecting a bottle of wine is: Can I do a silly little bit with this?
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Flawless, lawless, and usually braless 💁
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Assigned fabulous at birth
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My other car is a landslide
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Pride & Punishment Crime & Prejudice
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Going to the dream world, you need anything? Hotdog buns, is it okay if they fly? Okay, you got it.
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Encouragement ring
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