Katrina

next time you're feeling down, just google image search 'ascot hat'

@JoINrbs bold of you to assume I know how to spell farenhiet

just saw the barbie movie. it's so weird that this is the only film @RyanGosling has ever been in ever

@shannonical it's fascinating to me that they took the time to make new versions of the core image, but didn't bother reversing the face or resizing the eyes or doing anything else to make it seem like they could have possibly come up with the same idea independently

As far as I know, I have never had a design stolen. Never, that is, except for a poster I did way back in college for The Pillowman. And it’s been stolen at least three times.

just once I would like to see someone ask an astrologer if the planets are being weird and have them answer, “no everything is actually really well aligned right now, you must be the one who’s fucked up”

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I dare anyone who wasn’t at the party yesterday to tell me what this is #lotr instagram.com/p/Cm7az6Ayjih/…

For the 12 days of #themistletoeparadox challenge, today I present these tiny shortbreads @kristinahorner made during our holiday baking day that appeal to my desire for order in all things instagram.com/p/CmP8u-kvUzo/…

what if elon musk just started paying all of us $8 a month

yeah it's weird that going through a prolonged traumatic event didn't have a universally positive effect on people

Kanye destroying his career the same week Midnight drops to incredible success feels like the plot to the least-believable taylor swift song I've ever heard

Actually, the correct pluralization is swans song.

who knew putting known sex offenders on the supreme court would have consequences. weird.

@dannysparky this was one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me

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this is one of the most gorgeous outlooks on grief i have ever heard

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Of the many, many ways in which I have felt personally wronged by the Grammys, not having Taylor's 2014 performance of All Too Well anywhere online and regularly taking down fan uploads of it is the one I think about most. #RedTaylorsVersion

uh...fuck them other kids, apparently