Norb Macdonald
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Norb Macdonald
@NorbMacdonald
Just a fella. You wouldn’t know me.
Katılım Nisan 2026
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@tv_ir_X “WAIT! We are your masters! We brought you here to attack them, not us!”
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I’d rather shoot myself.
David Santa Carla 🦇@TheOnlyDSC
What the hell would compel anyone to post this?
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@AntiLeftMemes You are doing poverty wrong my man. Put a toothpick in that bitch to hold the bread and pop it in the oven for 20 minutes. Also it fits better if you put the dog in the bread diagonally.
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@GarbageHuman24 “YOUR PERFUMES WONT WORK ON US MOTHER BLOODY!”
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It’s so easy to be seen as attractive as a female
Eurgh Ibn Astérix (sws)@Eurgh15
J'abandonne ma nationalité française pour devenir kazakh, explications :
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@NorbMacdonald @RealPostFolder the fact that they have the need or desire to tell you is what's fk'd up. don't talk about your past sex life with your partner. make it a rule that the past is the past. there is no benefit in disclosure and ignorance is bliss.💫
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@AnthonyCumia She was much more attractive before she started talking.
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She’s cute but you can tell she was one DNA change away from looking retarded.
Disparu@disparutoo
How to kill Supergirl in one step
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@AtlanticoDulce Honestly this makes me believe in aliens more than any of the disclosure and blurry videos of UAP.
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¿Cómo pudo el ser humano crear 5 nanómetros?
No es una ciudad alienígena, es el transitor de un teléfono.
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@potatoslav I’ve played online games long enough to know Europeans tend to be terrible douche bags. That’s why a friendly, happy person seems odd to them.
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“smiles are reserved for sincere interactions” Americans constantly get accused of being “fake” but we are usually just… nice and happy? even if you’re a stranger we ARE having a genuine conversation with you. idk why this is so hard for so many Europeans to understand.
Rod Dreher@roddreher
From a 2017 magazine in Prague offering advice to US tourists.
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@Leonardaisfunny That is a brown cow. It says moo. I know because I used to own one of these things
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Imagine how neurotic you have to be to check every hair on a calf, then project that neuroticism onto your god, and not realize the whole time you’re talking to demons.
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1
🚨New: A perfect Red Heifer has been born in Israel according to the Temple Institute
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@TheShoshon Am I allowed to hold her by the ankles and spin in a circle really fast first?
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Norb Macdonald retweetledi
@ageofdisclosure Is it mostly fake and gay? Is it mostly a nothing burger? Be prepared to learn nothing and walk away dumber than ever.
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I get two spicy Jalapeño whoppers and a drink instead of a whopper, fries, and a drink.
Melissa Leila@melissaleilaa
I get the biggest ick when a man eats less than me
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I've lost about 30,000 followers over the last year on the free speech app
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@DocStrangelove2 Of this guy lives the rest of his life in peace I don’t even give a fuck what happens to the UK anymore. You guys deserve it at that point.
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@Miss_G_1 Push down with your palm just above the pubic bone to push the g-spot into optimal stimulation position.
2EZ.
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How difficult can that be Guys ?
Miss G@Miss_G_1
Does anyone even know how to please a Woman nowadays?
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