martin norman

31 years ago today a Swansea fan scored at Anfield in the midst of an 8-0 tonking in the FA Cup. So much to love here: the shoes, the jeans, the wistful, melodic slow-mo. And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally cleans him out. Poetry.

@sid_lambert 😂😂😂😂

@LVacey @superstarbarman @Thompso2Rik Book me in 😄 I like an excursion 😂😂

@superstarbarman @Thompso2Rik we’re going to Sweden

@CantonaManc He’s pony 😘😂

One game in front of our away support and Maguire will be back to his best. It’s just a bad spell, he needs backing not bashing.

@Danny_Woods1 Yeah you are 😂😂

Would you snitch on a neighbour for breaking the 'rule of six'?

😂😂😂😂

@MaddyGotNoJokes I’ve got plenty of cartridges 😂😂😂

Currently printing our single use menus ourselves which is good because we can edit them should we need to change anything. Also gonna print a sign to hold that says “will suck dick for HP 302 black ink cartridges”

@Danny_Woods1 It’s probably yours 😂😂

Sorry to use our business account for this but we are really struggling to get @btbusinesscare to contact us regarding a major issue we are having at our new site. Please retweet to let them know how majorly they are affecting a business just wanting to get open and back to work

@TonyBellew They are all available on you tube ! So not much point getting upset about it when certain streams ban them! It is getting ridiculous now 🤔

You CAN’T rewrite history but you can LEARN FROM IT! So many brilliant TV shows being taken away is just too far! Before I hear any shit from either way I’m as much black as I am white! Life is simple imo! 1 race 2 types of people! Are you a good person or a bad one! Simples

@DomCummings0 @terrychristian

UPDATE: I shall be making a statement at the start of today's briefing. Boris did such a great job yesterday of fucking it up royally so I've had to step up and lie for myself instead.

@Nigel_Farage Stay 100% look at the press social distancing 😂😂 they are gonna do more damage than he ever was😂😂 laughable @Nigel_Farage

Should Cummings stay or go? #FarageOnLBC is live now.

@LiamBull14 Thanks buddy 🎂🍺x

Happy birthday @Norm405 🍺

@LVacey He can’t even do a cryuff turn 😂😂

@Norm405 Terrible player old Jordi

Don’t understand why VVD is even on the list.... Is he currently best CB in the world, yes probably he is, but he isnt best “EVER” anything....

@Nigel_Farage Just pay the £30 fine every time 😂

Lockdown lunacy. Two police officers just knocked on my door to advise me on essential travel. They had received a complaint that I had been to Dover to report on the illegal migrant scandal taking place. What a total waste of time and money.

@terrychristian Stop you lot banging on about it😂😂

So brexiters...what tangible benefits are you hoping for when we finally end our transition period with the EU in January. What problems will have been solved in your lives by finally leaving ? Will the end of the transition make it more or less likely you'll have a job ?

@michaelsoy @terrychristian Thought we lived in a democracy 😂😂

@terrychristian So having just voted to leave Europe - we are now looking for a Corona V free hotspot to finish the Premier League matches - how wonderfully ironic!