Normotic

eau de obough..

@IBEDC_NG U,do u focus on ur own task of electricity distribution 😒😒? Na u need d Advise pass. Mtchwww

This week, focus on how you show up in every task, not just getting it off your list. Take a moment to think, refine, and give your best before moving on. The real impact is in the care you put into what you do, even when no one is watching. #IBEDC #MondayMotivation #DoItWithCare #BeIntentional #WorkSmarter #MakeItCount #changinglives

@abbietayo @Ba_blaqcheddar

@Ba_blaqcheddar If you’re really ready you’ll boil rice

I’m not even capping 😭😭💔

@DanielRegha Go pursue am inside nau.😒

Way too soon for him to be actively posting and seen online.

@khanofkhans11_ This has always been my fear. Ọlọun jor şaanu mi o.😩🙏

Parenting is tough and I think parents get scared of their kids not turning out well. You can do all the right things and they’ll choose their path.

@MrMekzy_ That1 na rough play o. No one else should know where u keep ur key EXCEPT d person u keeping it for. Better still, get a spare(s) make everybody dey hold him own.

I just found out that whenever i leave for work, my security man takes my key from where i keep it, opens my door and puts stuff like drinks/water in my fridge and takes them out before i come back. I left the house this morning and came back because i forgot something i was supposed to give to someone. I opened my fridge and i saw stuff that i didn’t put there. I asked him and he admitted to it. I don’t even know how to feel about it.

@shinaayo_Jude @fwsheriff I swear,they won't believe how lucky they are. 🤣🤣

@NormoticModal @fwsheriff Na why my children no go believe how chill I go be. My pops show me fire. I no fit forget a

never forget when i was younger, my popsie get guest. he call me say make i entertain am knowing fully well nothing dey fridge. i ask am “with what?” genuinely o. omo till now , i no understand the speed of the slap wey touch me that day

@wholelif3 Cucumber, water melon . Very unserious things.

They say mango is serious about being a fruit (no arguments from me ofc) but I want to know, what are the fruits that AREN’T serious about being fruits??

@MarinatedTurks That1 no concern northerners. Na poverty gaan dey increase their libido,and they don't do family planning. 😂😂

Child birth rate would reduce drastically in this generation. You are barely feeding and surviving, dem no born you well to born more than 1/2.

@pmcafrica Guy's tired.😂

Bro was the only child for 15 years lol 😆 now he's 1 of 5 🙆‍♂️

@OriyomiHamzat_ Help me konk him head abeg.🙏

From ORIYOMI Hamzat political quarters To my good people of Oyo State This is not to confuse, but to convince you that we are truly into the game of politics. No sworn enmity, the game just has to be played. OH

@HikaruNdKaoru @otgyana Isn't that supposed to be a natural process in d body?

@otgyana Hey! Lymphatic drainage specialist here ! There are lymph ducts (drain holes) in the body. lymph nodes facilitate movement of toxic waste out of the body, when you drain the nodes they get rid of inflammation caused by water & toxins in the body, making you look slimmer.

i’ll never understand lymphatic drainage. drain it to WHERE

@Malc_OE @Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Ohhh

@NormoticModal @Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Na this man when see big yansh come declare Lagos as cooking pot una suppose blame.

@Jersda94 @Dokun_S

@Dokun_S I didn’t ask for all these deets

Why are the streets so clean at all time in Ibadan

@Malc_OE @Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Be like dem use this melting pot do u.😂😂

@Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Lagos is the cultural melting pot of our dear country, Nigeria.

@Chimaforkeeps Isn't it stressful? Una dey try o

I made mine 😅 This should be over 2L or so and it cost me less than 6k to do If I was buying it will cost me over 25k , I just saved myself 19k This will help me save over 100k monthly

"If my father wasn't the former Governor of Oyo State, I would probably be in a better place than I am today," says Olamide, daughter of the late Alao-Akala.

@pingu4ll A big fool ?

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@itzchristunique Luv me a story with a happy ending.

2019, when I worked with this family in Lagos. I had lost my first job so she employed me to be her PA . Our agreement was 100k per month.. I worked like a slave for this woman. Then she was making preparation to open a Chinese restaurant. I ran around for her as if it was my own restaurant.. When the restaurant was finally open, I arranged for everything including the workers too. During all my stay with her ,she never paid me my salary. for each month that passes by, she will plead with me to be patient with her that shw will compensate me after everything.. I worked for her for three months and on the fourth month when everything was already set, customers were flooding to the restaurant, she told me she doesn't want to work work with me again... Her excuse to her husband was that I am no longer the same person, that .I already understood the game she wants to play to I didn't argue with her.. I asked for my salary and she said we had no agreement that she will be paying me such amount.. Foe the whole three months you paid me nothing and when I was about leaving, you are denying owing me? She gave her husband 15k out of 300k to give me as my transportation fee from tradefare to ikorodu.. I was speechless, I called my brother who was still serving as an apprentice and he asked me to come back. In his words "don't do anything, just pick the money and come back sister" I cried from that place till I reached ikorodu, I went straight to the Catholic Church at agric and dropped thr money there.. Six months later, I heard she was robbed, later went bankrupt and sold the restaurant to pay up debt.