North Melbourne Closer to a Flag

I don’t know what’s scarier: 1. This isn’t even a whole 3 quarters of footy 2. This isn’t even remarkable for Ash.

Geelong made $85 million in revenue last financial year. $40k of this fine was suspended, so they therefore only pay $37.5k That’s the equivalent of someone earning $75,000/year getting fined $33.

We keep our receipts

Admins 1, 2 and 3 on the way to watching the Documentary about our AFLW side’s undefeated season:

I love receipts

Hook it to my veins

Watching Ben McKay play for Essendon is the only reason I will never take Brady Rawlings slander. Anyone who can convince Essendon that a player with the defending ability of a bag of chips was generational talent deserves applause.

Admins 1,2,3 in Bay 29 dancing to Pink Pony Club for the 17th time because Toby can’t stop scoring:

Admins 1, 2, 3 protesting outside AFL house this morning

POV you’re watching Admins 1, 2 and 3 gear up for our premiership year

I knew we picked a gun the moment we drafted him. Welcome to the 2025 Premiers, Finn 😌🙏🏻

POV Admin 3 watching from interstate (I am so nervous):

Everyone clowns on the St Kilda president for complaining about financial inequality between clubs, yet when a club actually does something about it, it’s “you should fold” Make it make sense.

The media/nuffies: “north should stop being tin rattlers, make some money and pull themselves up by their bootstraps” North: ok The media/nuffies: wait no

Core moments as a Room fan in the 2020’s: Sheezel’s toe poke Tom Lynch point Amy Smith smother

Average “report card” from sports journalists: Sports journalists: “North should aim to sign, Darling, Parker and Daniel” North: “ok” Sports journalists: “not good enough. C-, 3.5/10. Mediocre trade period”.

Called it

This would send a North fan from 2017 into a coma

@jacobsfritz They’re the same size wdym

@NorthForFlag Ones about a foot smaller than the other ?

I’m gonna be so confused trying to tell Xerri and Daniel apart in helmets next year, anyone got ideas on how to tell them apart?