Northern Fail

Are you losers planning on going out this weekend? Don’t be a loser, get the train! Not our trains though obviously because we’re on strike. #YoureAllLosersBecauseYoureNotGettingTheTrainEvenThoughTheyreNotRunning

@northernassist @NorthernFaiI Thank you Northern for ruining another day out. I love waiting an hour at Leeds to get to Preston because you have cancelled the 16.58, On top of you cancelling 3 trains to Manchester Airport on 26/06/24 from Preston between 16.00-17.00 shambles

Dear @UK. This was Steve’s banner before it was taken away by the @metpoliceuk

Everyone crying on Twitter, what’s all the Tiers 4?

Are your children heading #BackToSchool? 🎒 Encourage them to walk, cycle or scoot to school where possible, because our trains are all just so terrible. 🚸🚲🛴🚊👎🏻 Helpful advice 👉 gov.uk/government/pub… #TravelSafely

⚠️ Due to us being a very poorly run company, all lines are delayed/cancelled. ⚠️ Disruption is expected to last until further notice. Please see the Line Updates tab here: bit.ly/JourneyCheckNT

From 14 September, a new timetable will be in place across our Network. The new timetable won’t actually matter too much though because most of our trains are cancelled anyway. View timetables 👉 northernrailway.co.uk/timetables Or plan using journey planners 👉 buytickets.northernrailway.co.uk

@Tringonometry Sorry, I meant selfish

@NorthernFaiI You know what? Calling train drivers lazy is *such* an easy slur. You're intellectually sclerotic if you do it.

⚠️ Due to our really lazy train drivers, trains have to run at reduced speed on some lines. ⚠️ Disruption is expected until 14:30 07/02 Please see the Line Updates tab here for full info: bit.ly/JourneyCheckARN

⚠️ Due to there being so many faults with our services we’re going to start telling you which trains are on time instead of which ones aren’t. Currently no trains are running on time. ⚠️

🥾 Fancy a walk with a stunning view? It would be a better idea than trying to get on one of our trains! We've put together this enjoyable walk for you to try on the edge of the scenic national park: bit.ly/2rSrY7X ⛰️ #TraveltheNorth

👛 Save some dough when it's a last minute go! Offers are available up to 15 minutes before on some routes for our impulsive travellers! There's limited availability though because none of our trains are running, so be quick!!! bit.ly/SaveOnDay 👛

🚤 Lakes, mountains, valleys, villages, towns and coastline all add up to make #Cumbria and the Lake District a fantastic destination for lovers of the outdoors! You’d better take a good look at these pictures because our trains are all cancelled so we’re not taking you there!🚤

ℹ️ Accessibility on older Northern trains in 2020 ℹ️ We are currently in the process of introducing brand new & refurbished trains. Some services will, for a short time, have reduced accessibility. We’re still charging you full price though 😂😂😂 #mugs bit.ly/2MaKJLz

⚠️Refurbishment works are taking place on the footbridge at #Arnside. I hope you’re all looking forward to Spring 2020! The Footbridge will be finished but our trains will still be a pile of shit ⚠️

🚆 #DidYouKnow Northern is transforming 268 trains as part of a £100m investment programme, which is well over 600 carriages, meaning the whole programme is expected to make no difference and you’ll still be late for work! #SpendingYourMoney #LookHowShitWeAre

🎫 Join the herd and save a third! If you’re 26-30 now you only have to pay 1/3 on your rail fare, we still won’t turn up though! Check how much you can save and buy now at:- bit.ly/2lJWvm4 💳