Nick J. Brown

30 years after a teenage band imploded, their late singer's daughter leads the surviving members on a booze-fuelled odyssey through Manchester in search of a secret they would rather remained buried… Available in ebook and paperback. amazon.co.uk/Rise-Dark-Nick…

@our_jesse New Bob Mortimer cat name

Butter is £8

@Route_News Excellent.

@NorthernMailman Of course

A very special event. We've made some public access tickets available if you'd like to join us | route-online.com/all-books/like…

@r3c1d1v1st @StVinny73 And a happy national poetry day to you too!

@StVinny73 @NorthernMailman No C.P.Lee and Purple Aki??

Horrendous levels of cultural appropriation from Salford…

@Route_News Sounds great. Will there be copies to buy on the day?

@NorthernMailman Thanks Nick. See you there

@bakuninsane I am aghast!

@NorthernMailman One of my prized possessions is a Baron's Nightclub shirt. I'd love a jacket.

Bang Bang It’s Reeves & Mortimer, Episode 2

@IBHough Those were the days, my friend.

@NorthernMailman Probably one of them "group nights" at a "massage parlour" in Lower Broughton.

@IBHough Knew I recognised you from somewhere.

@NorthernMailman Yeah, the face.....or summat...

@IBHough You could’ve been the face of the company.

@NorthernMailman I tweeted them years ago, exclaiming my love of the cold heat on the sack, and they responded LOL.

Bang Bang It’s Reeves & Mortimer, Episode 3

@IBHough Well we all need a hobby.

@NorthernMailman We use Gold Bond over here lad. Feels great, a cold heat on the bollocks.

@Spacemanc Ex-Dunstable grammar pupil and actor Gary Cooper must condemn!

@NorthernMailman Dunstables Badly Drawn Boy 🤔

@IBHough Whack some Sudacream on, you’ll be fine.

@NorthernMailman CWS's work always chafes me.

“Vernal Equinox? I went to school with a lad called Vernon Equinox. I say, ‘went to school’, he only turned up twice a year.”

@StVinny73 Timperley’s finest

@feebee_69 Hilda Ogden will be fewmin.

@NorthernMailman Broken Britain.

@Double0Denim Yes! Could watch these all day and it was filmed in Eccles.

@NorthernMailman Only one way to remember the all-American kung-fu hero. youtu.be/yPVMi9MxabM

I shall be writing a strongly-worded letter to my local ombudsman right after I’ve had my tea…